fivehundredmileDAWG
New Fish
I'm just a fucktard in moms basement with splooge stained sweats on the front and skid marks on the back ... But here's what I do ...
I tell Troy Williams he is a real asset to the program ... The one at Middlebury. And give him a bus ticket and let him know College Doog will meet him when he gets there.
I then tell Jeff Lindstein that he will now be practicing with H backs and tight ends. He can still hold the clip board on the sidelines if he likes to.
It's a 3 horse race with Miley as insurance policy ... Though I probably start him in game 1 so one of the freshmen don't get shell shock from BSU. Then after another shitty performance demote him to #3 QB. Game 2 against Sac State I break in the winner of the Magna Carta - Brownsville competition. I put the future of the program in the hands of these two. We are looking between 5-7 and 7-5 next season so may as well let these two get as much experience as possible.
I sell these two on the fact they are the future. I sell them on the fact that whomever is not the starter is one play away from being the man.
This is how I'd do it.
Now back to jerking off ...
I tell Troy Williams he is a real asset to the program ... The one at Middlebury. And give him a bus ticket and let him know College Doog will meet him when he gets there.
I then tell Jeff Lindstein that he will now be practicing with H backs and tight ends. He can still hold the clip board on the sidelines if he likes to.
It's a 3 horse race with Miley as insurance policy ... Though I probably start him in game 1 so one of the freshmen don't get shell shock from BSU. Then after another shitty performance demote him to #3 QB. Game 2 against Sac State I break in the winner of the Magna Carta - Brownsville competition. I put the future of the program in the hands of these two. We are looking between 5-7 and 7-5 next season so may as well let these two get as much experience as possible.
I sell these two on the fact they are the future. I sell them on the fact that whomever is not the starter is one play away from being the man.
This is how I'd do it.
Now back to jerking off ...