Here comes TMZ...

[Meek]

undoubtedly they'll have an army of Task Rabbit's following Sark's every move for the foreseeable future.

tmz.com/2015/08/24/uscs-steve-sarkisian-alums-and-boosters-pissed-calls-to-fire-coach/

 

[Tequilla]

As always, praise be to Pat Haden FS

 

[section8]

As always, praise be to Pat Haden FS

Now more than ever.

 

[topdawgnc]

TMZ may be overreacting ...

As we know:

"Anybody with half a brain can get on the Internet or phone and say whatever they want -- pay no attention to that."

 

[90sHuskyFan]

Hopefully, TMZ can dig up some background on the slutty Joey waitresses he was banging. I just ask that they please wait to release to info until after the 2016 season and his firing from USC (If he makes it that long). The Sark train wreck is providing some phenomenal entertainment right now!