Henry To'oto'o, 4* 2019 LB, Concord (De La Salle), CA (Offered 2/23/17)

Still can’t believe Sark supposedly hit that

I've heard rumors that she slept with Dwayne Wade as well. Obviously only one of those can be true since they're both in vastly different leagues of pussy. No chance Sark slept with her.

Sark is a salesman that has talked smart people into giving him millions of dollars after repeated failures.

He for sure could have hit it. A few shots of Patron, a little laughter, a black card, and it's on.

I work with some of the ugliest sales people who pull well out of their league because they have confidence, are funny, and close.

Not to mention that some or most women have truly horrible taste in men

I mean, I'm married

I come here for the laughs and TBSing, but every once in a while somebody drops a nugget of solid gold truth.
 
Me, upon reading this speculation.

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I laughed at this harder/longer even than I laughed at fatty on the waterslide. And that's saying a LOT.

TYFYS.
 
Still can’t believe Sark supposedly hit that

I've heard rumors that she slept with Dwayne Wade as well. Obviously only one of those can be true since they're both in vastly different leagues of pussy. No chance Sark slept with her.

Sark is a salesman that has talked smart people into giving him millions of dollars after repeated failures.

He for sure could have hit it. A few shots of Patron, a little laughter, a black card, and it's on.

I work with some of the ugliest sales people who pull well out of their league because they have confidence, are funny, and close.

Not to mention that some or most women have truly horrible taste in men

I mean, I'm married

I come here for the laughs and TBSing, but every once in a while somebody drops a nugget of solid gold truth.

@Doog_de_Jour 's silence speaks volumes
 
Still can’t believe Sark supposedly hit that

I've heard rumors that she slept with Dwayne Wade as well. Obviously only one of those can be true since they're both in vastly different leagues of pussy. No chance Sark slept with her.

Sark is a salesman that has talked smart people into giving him millions of dollars after repeated failures.

He for sure could have hit it. A few shots of Patron, a little laughter, a black card, and it's on.

I work with some of the ugliest sales people who pull well out of their league because they have confidence, are funny, and close.

Not to mention that some or most women have truly horrible taste in men

I mean, I'm married

I come here for the laughs and TBSing, but every once in a while somebody drops a nugget of solid gold truth.

@Doog_de_Jour 's silence speaks volumes

Personally I think she is in mourning over my impending nuptials. I have been called delusional before.
 
Still can’t believe Sark supposedly hit that

I've heard rumors that she slept with Dwayne Wade as well. Obviously only one of those can be true since they're both in vastly different leagues of pussy. No chance Sark slept with her.

Sark is a salesman that has talked smart people into giving him millions of dollars after repeated failures.

He for sure could have hit it. A few shots of Patron, a little laughter, a black card, and it's on.

I work with some of the ugliest sales people who pull well out of their league because they have confidence, are funny, and close.

Not to mention that some or most women have truly horrible taste in men

I mean, I'm married

I come here for the laughs and TBSing, but every once in a while somebody drops a nugget of solid gold truth.

@Doog_de_Jour 's silence speaks volumes

Personally I think she is in mourning over my impending nuptials. I have been called delusional before.

I don’t think mourning is the right word, but I am oddly lonely without you hiding behind the tree on my front lawn every night.

One could say I grew accustomed to your poorly concealed, binocular-wearing face.
 
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Still can’t believe Sark supposedly hit that

I've heard rumors that she slept with Dwayne Wade as well. Obviously only one of those can be true since they're both in vastly different leagues of pussy. No chance Sark slept with her.

Sark is a salesman that has talked smart people into giving him millions of dollars after repeated failures.

He for sure could have hit it. A few shots of Patron, a little laughter, a black card, and it's on.

I work with some of the ugliest sales people who pull well out of their league because they have confidence, are funny, and close.

Not to mention that some or most women have truly horrible taste in men

I mean, I'm married

I come here for the laughs and TBSing, but every once in a while somebody drops a nugget of solid gold truth.

@Doog_de_Jour 's silence speaks volumes

Personally I think she is in mourning over my impending nuptials. I have been called delusional before.

I don’t think mourning is the right word, but I am oddly lonely without you hiding behind the tree on my front lawn every night.

One could say I grew accustomed to your poorly concealed, binocular-wearing face.

YBFE

I'm like the squirrel in your tree you pretty much hate, but grow used to and sort of miss when I get hit by a car.
 
Still can’t believe Sark supposedly hit that

I've heard rumors that she slept with Dwayne Wade as well. Obviously only one of those can be true since they're both in vastly different leagues of pussy. No chance Sark slept with her.

Sark is a salesman that has talked smart people into giving him millions of dollars after repeated failures.

He for sure could have hit it. A few shots of Patron, a little laughter, a black card, and it's on.

I work with some of the ugliest sales people who pull well out of their league because they have confidence, are funny, and close.

Not to mention that some or most women have truly horrible taste in men

I mean, I'm married

I come here for the laughs and TBSing, but every once in a while somebody drops a nugget of solid gold truth.

@Doog_de_Jour 's silence speaks volumes

Personally I think she is in mourning over my impending nuptials. I have been called delusional before.

I don’t think mourning is the right word, but I am oddly lonely without you hiding behind the tree on my front lawn every night.

One could say I grew accustomed to your poorly concealed, binocular-wearing face.

YBFE

I'm like the squirrel in your tree you pretty much hate, but grow used to and sort of miss when I get hit by a car.

Aren’t squirrels just trying to get a nut?

Accurate analology if true.
 
Still can’t believe Sark supposedly hit that

I've heard rumors that she slept with Dwayne Wade as well. Obviously only one of those can be true since they're both in vastly different leagues of pussy. No chance Sark slept with her.

Sark is a salesman that has talked smart people into giving him millions of dollars after repeated failures.

He for sure could have hit it. A few shots of Patron, a little laughter, a black card, and it's on.

I work with some of the ugliest sales people who pull well out of their league because they have confidence, are funny, and close.

Not to mention that some or most women have truly horrible taste in men

I mean, I'm married

I come here for the laughs and TBSing, but every once in a while somebody drops a nugget of solid gold truth.

@Doog_de_Jour 's silence speaks volumes

Personally I think she is in mourning over my impending nuptials. I have been called delusional before.

I don’t think mourning is the right word, but I am oddly lonely without you hiding behind the tree on my front lawn every night.

One could say I grew accustomed to your poorly concealed, binocular-wearing face.

YBFE

I'm like the squirrel in your tree you pretty much hate, but grow used to and sort of miss when I get hit by a car.

Do you work with trees by any chance? Pruning, cutting, limbing? Askin for a fren.
 
Ruth is now completely butthurt that Dennis stole her thunder. She's made multiple posts bagging on Dennis and hardcore husky.

Not once does she actually dispute what he is saying.

Edit: at the end she does seem to maybe imply that. She also says that Dennis' shit is all based off stuff that has already been reported. I assume dennis is messing with her.
 
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Ruth is now completely butthurt that Dennis stole her thunder. She's made multiple posts bagging on Dennis and hardcore husky.

Not once does she actually dispute what he is saying.

Edit: at the end she does seem to maybe imply that. She also says that Dennis' shit is all based off stuff that has already been reported. I assume dennis is messing with her.

I ride with Denny
 
Ruth is now completely butthurt that Dennis stole her thunder. She's made multiple posts bagging on Dennis and hardcore husky.

Not once does she actually dispute what he is saying.

Edit: at the end she does seem to maybe imply that. She also says that Dennis' shit is all based off stuff that has already been reported. I assume dennis is messing with her.

Dennis is bastard man. But I still kneel with him.
 
Ruth is now completely butthurt that Dennis stole her thunder. She's made multiple posts bagging on Dennis and hardcore husky.

Not once does she actually dispute what he is saying.

Edit: at the end she does seem to maybe imply that. She also says that Dennis' shit is all based off stuff that has already been reported. I assume dennis is messing with her.

Dennis is bastard man. But I still kneel[/b] with him.

Warned
 
Ruth is now completely butthurt that Dennis stole her thunder. She's made multiple posts bagging on Dennis and hardcore husky.

Not once does she actually dispute what he is saying.

Edit: at the end she does seem to maybe imply that. She also says that Dennis' shit is all based off stuff that has already been reported. I assume dennis is messing with her.

I ride with Denny

Into a tree.
 
Still can’t believe Sark supposedly hit that

I've heard rumors that she slept with Dwayne Wade as well. Obviously only one of those can be true since they're both in vastly different leagues of pussy. No chance Sark slept with her.

Sark is a salesman that has talked smart people into giving him millions of dollars after repeated failures.

He for sure could have hit it. A few shots of Patron, a little laughter, a black card, and it's on.

I work with some of the ugliest sales people who pull well out of their league because they have confidence, are funny, and close.

Not to mention that some or most women have truly horrible taste in men

I mean, I'm married

I come here for the laughs and TBSing, but every once in a while somebody drops a nugget of solid gold truth.

@Doog_de_Jour 's silence speaks volumes

Personally I think she is in mourning over my impending nuptials. I have been called delusional before.

I don’t think mourning is the right word, but I am oddly lonely without you hiding behind the tree on my front lawn every night.

One could say I grew accustomed to your poorly concealed, binocular-wearing face.

YBFE

I'm like the squirrel in your tree you pretty much hate, but grow used to and sort of miss when I get hit by a car.

Do you work with trees by any chance? Pruning, cutting, limbing? Askin for a fren.

Swaye is injun, not Hispanic.
 
Ruth is now completely butthurt that Dennis stole her thunder. She's made multiple posts bagging on Dennis and hardcore husky.

Not once does she actually dispute what he is saying.

Edit: at the end she does seem to maybe imply that. She also says that Dennis' shit is all based off stuff that has already been reported. I assume dennis is messing with her.

I ride with Denny
 
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