Heisman my ass

creepycoug

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He's just not sharp this season. WTF happened?

I know this: there is going to be a lot of busted asses in Pull Tab tonight. The girls will be liquored and celebrating.
 
He's just not sharp this season. WTF happened?

I know this: there is going to be a lot of busted asses in Pull Tab tonight. The girls will be liquored and celebrating double & triple penetrated.

 
He's just not sharp this season. WTF happened?

I know this: there is going to be a lot of busted asses in Pull Tab tonight. The girls will be liquored and celebrating.

After the game they throw it back to the ESPN studio. The topic wasn't "What an amazing win for Mike Leach." Nope. It was, "what does this do to Sam Darnold's Heisman chances? Oh my God, what are we gonna do??"
 
USC history repeating itself. Whoever their next coach is will start slow, have a great finish to his second season, have a megaton hype train rolling into his third year, then shit the bed. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
 
http://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/914044392356274177

Dear USC,

Ivan was by far the best thing UW had going for it during the Sark years. Our players became skrong. They had big sexy arms that looked great in tank tops. All the knee injuries and shoulder problems that occurred during the Sark/Ivan years were a direct result of poor coaching and coaching drills. If I was USC, and I wish I was (54 4/5 star players!), I would take a hard look at the Sark stained leftovers. Helton and Nansen. I'm sure it's all their fault. If UW still had Ivan we would have beaten USC last year and probably won the natty. He's THAT GOOD! It pains me to say it but I highly recommend a lifetime contract. When you get competent coaching you will see the injuries dry up and your athletes truly take off and blossom into the title contenders you thought you were recruiting.

Best regards,

TK
 
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