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BleachedAnusDawg

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I get emails. @Swaye is Kristen pretty hot? Should I at least meet with her?

We are interested in creating a proposal for your locations. Please reply directly to this email.

For your Information: We also have a disinfectant service to offer now to help with the COVID-19 Virus containment. It’s called VitalClean. * More information below*

My name is Kristen (redacted), and I am contacting you on behalf of Orkin Commercial Services. I work directly with Shane (redacted), Account Manager. We are interested in scheduling an appointment to conduct an inspection for (redacted) to bid to be your pest control provider. Even if you are currently using another vendor we would be interested in speaking with you regarding future bidding opportunities.

We are an approved third-party audit vendor and therefore, guarantee our work. Since 1901, Orkin has been protecting businesses by combining a deep scientific knowledge of pests with a thorough understanding of each customer’s unique needs. Today, Orkin is trusted by more businesses in North America than any other pest management provider, serving more than 1.7 million clients through more than 400 locations across the world.

Here is a brief list of some of the services offered by Orkin:
Roach Treatments
Bed Bug Treatments Both Heat & Chemical Available + K-9 & Proactive
VitalClean *
Ant, Fruit Fly & Fly Programs
Spider Control
Rodent Control
Bird Control
Stinging Pests
Termite Treatments
Moles, Voles & Gophers
Floor/Drain Cleaning & Odor Control
We Are Insured and Bonded

Thank you for your time and we look forward to giving the best pest control service in the industry!

“Your reputation is our Business”

Thank You,
 
I am so happy for Shane now that he got that promotion to account manager
 
woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team genocided[/s] killed.

woulda closed the deal for me.
 
woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team genocided[/s] killed.

woulda closed the deal for me.

@Swaye can give us the deets

I asked Kristin out at the office Christmas party. By "asked out" I really mean "clumsily and drunkenly groped before getting kicked and beaten with a purse." So yeah, that one cost me a 3 day unpaid vacation and 8 hours of Orkin organized sensitivity training.

Worth it.

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I am so happy for Shane now that he got that promotion to account manager

I yelled up to my two dad with glee!. Mostly because now I don't have to do vile things to Bazey when he takes me home from work in the taxi.

Honestly its uncomfortable when you're face down on granite tile in the kitchen with a cheap trash can on the left and a gun collection on the right. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE MIGHT DO TO ME.

Who am I kidding. That's awesome!

 
I am so happy for Shane now that he got that promotion to account manager

Poor Lance is getting left behind.

I'm done with that cheater!

While I’m sorry to see any relationship end, I think it’s great that you feel empowered to move and claim your own life. Along with your two dads, please know that all of us at Hardcore Husky are very proud of you.
 
woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team genocided[/s] killed.

woulda closed the deal for me.

@Swaye can give us the deets

I asked Kristin out at the office Christmas party. By "asked out" I really mean "clumsily and drunkenly groped before getting kicked and beaten with a purse." So yeah, that one cost me a 3 day unpaid vacation and 8 hours of Orkin organized sensitivity training.

Worth it.

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Wonder what Kristens secret closing technique is and if she would share it with the rest of the sales team
 
woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team genocided[/s] killed.

woulda closed the deal for me.

@Swaye can give us the deets

I asked Kristin out at the office Christmas party. By "asked out" I really mean "clumsily and drunkenly groped before getting kicked and beaten with a purse." So yeah, that one cost me a 3 day unpaid vacation and 8 hours of Orkin organized sensitivity training.

Worth it.

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legend
 
Office christmas parties are the dumbest idea. I skipped mine last year and this year we didnt have one. It was great.
Like if I want to get drunk at a party it sure as fuck isnt with you guys.
 
Office christmas parties are the dumbest idea. I skipped mine last year and this year we didnt have one. It was great.
Like if I want to get drunk at a party it sure as fuck isnt with you guys.

Only reason you don't go is that they don't serve White Claw.
 
Office christmas parties are the dumbest idea. I skipped mine last year and this year we didnt have one. It was great.
Like if I want to get drunk at a party it sure as fuck isnt with you guys.

Only reason you don't go is that they don't serve White Claw.

Oh but they do my friend.
 
woulda been a lot cooler if kristin mentioned how many bugs her and her team genocided[/s] killed.

woulda closed the deal for me.

@Swaye can give us the deets

I asked Kristin out at the office Christmas party. By "asked out" I really mean "clumsily and drunkenly groped before getting kicked and beaten with a purse." So yeah, that one cost me a 3 day unpaid vacation and 8 hours of Orkin organized sensitivity training.

Worth it.

f63550bd1a7d59768badce1d4d0e2c4c.jpg

Wonder what Kristens secret closing technique is and if she would share it with the rest of the sales team

The close starts with an opening, which looks to be in progress in her official Orkin employee directory photo that Swaye shared. I've been staring and waiting. I know it'll happen.
 
I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"

Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.
 
I'm very annoyed with my boss who hired like 5 reps who have been in the industry for like 20 years in the hopes they will "bring over business"

Lol fuck that noise. They haven't and will not bring shit. Hire some hot 24 year old girls and have them get in doors.

Yep, you should see my newest hire. Sorry guys, not doxing her.
 
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