Have any favorite strip clubs in Portland?

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I have to go to Portland for a week for business. I've heard they have a lot of strip clubs. You guys have any suggestions for the best clubs?

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Dude, UW is a church school -- people here don't go to strip clubs.

And even if they did, they wouldn't admit to it in a week when they are busy acting all sanctimonious about their former coach -- who was known as a strip club drunk.

 
Acrop is you best option, since I assume you enjoy a great affordable steak surrounded by naked women.

Casa Diablo if you wanna really get turnt up.
 
Strip clubs in America fucking suck.

"Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."

Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call.
 
Strip clubs in America fucking suck.

"Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."

Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call.
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Lol. You can touch strippers at American strip clubs.
 
Strip clubs in America fucking suck.

"Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."

Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call.
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Sounds like PJ has the creeper factor working against him.
 
Strip clubs in America fucking suck.

"Yeah. I'm totally gonna shower this nasty whore with money to not be able to touch her. Ooh baby. Oooh."

Strip clubs are for the idiots who pay for porn and think a five dollar steak is tasty. Go to Mexico and hit up when of their strip clubs. Blowjobs for $50. Or you can just grow some nuts and get an American chick drunk enough to sleep with you for about the same amount. Your call.
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You are obviously doing it wrong.
 
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