Hardcore Husky Road Warrior Slut(s) of The Week
- Thread starter Swaye
- Start date
Yes. Yes. No. Probably. Yes.
MikeDamone
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Gummy
fivehundredmileDAWG
New Fish
That's better ... Where have you been?!!!???
RaccoonHarry
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Man middle finger
fivehundredmileDAWG
New Fish
Shot a man in Reno ... Just to watch him die...?
Shot a man in Reno ... Just to watch him die...?
After doing some hookers and blow on the 5 (I like to just call it the 5) I decided to roll into the 7-11 on Aurora in the U-District to get some chocolate milk for myself and a heavily tattoed and hot blonde Oregon intern, when a gross disgusting fat fuck wearing a t-shirt that said "Citrus: Go Ahead and Squeeze Me!" spurted nacho cheese all over my sweatpants. I flew into a rage, and beat him to within two inches of his life, accidently knocking a re-re out of his wheelchair in the process. It took 23 cops to restrain me. The Judge told me he was 81% sure I did it, to which I responded "Oh cry me a fucking river."
The Judge popped off with one month in jail, with two weeks off for incremental progress. I'm pretty much playing with house money now that I'm out.
EsophagealFeces
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Shot a man in Reno ... Just to watch him die...?
After doing some hookers and blow on the 5 (I like to just call it the 5) I decided to roll into the 7-11 on Aurora in the U-District to get some chocolate milk for myself and a heavily tattoed and hot blonde Oregon intern, when a gross disgusting fat fuck wearing a t-shirt that said "Citrus: Go Ahead and Squeeze Me!" spurted nacho cheese all over my sweatpants. I flew into a rage, and beat him to within two inches of his life, accidently knocking a re-re out of his wheelchair in the process. It took 23 cops to restrain me. The Judge told me he was 81% sure I did it, to which I responded "Oh cry me a fucking river."
The Judge popped off with one month in jail, with two weeks off for incremental progress. I'm pretty much playing with house money now that I'm out.
YBE
Bravo Swaye and welcome back. Did you get the carton of smokes I sent to King Co lock-up?
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doogsinparadise
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Hopefully dads everywhere will keep being shitty so that the supply of tatted chicks never decreases.
I can fix her.
EsophagealFeces
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Because I forgot to do this earlier: Craves it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Just did.
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Bravo Swaye and welcome back. Did you get the carton of smokes I sent to King Co lock-up?
Cell phones in King County Jail >>> smokes in King County Jail. Allegedly.
