Hardcore Husky Road Warrior Slut(s) of The Week

The bud chick didn't wipe well. Mmmmmmm, heh College? Run thy tounge over the bung, up the Crack and finish on the rack. Don't tell your wifey-poo though. Every man dumps a few loads outside of marriage. Don't cave in like the pussy you are. When you cheat be discreet.
 
IrishDawg's COTW - Road Warrior Edition:

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The bud chick didn't wipe well. Mmmmmmm, heh College? Run thy tounge over the bung, up the Crack and finish on the rack. Don't tell your wifey-poo though. Every man dumps a few loads outside of marriage. Don't cave in like the pussy you are. When you cheat be discreet.
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Is this a whoosh, or do you still think that Collegedoog is married?
 
When a chick wipes she leaves the res. The res tastes good. The problem is the res sticks to the cheeks. When wifey gets the goodnight kiss the res stanks and the transfer is made. Hold on for the battle. Be coo and lie. Is that in CD 's makeup? I think the cave job happens and CD is in the trouble. At that point transfer assets quick.
 

When a chick wipes she leaves the res. The res tastes good. The problem is the res sticks to the cheeks. When wifey gets the goodnight kiss the res stanks and the transfer is made. Hold on for the battle. Be coo and lie. Is that in CD 's makeup? I think the cave job happens and CD is in the trouble. At that point transfer assets quick.
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Alright, who replaced Puppy's abilify and xanax with pcp and crack
 
Every man dumps a few loads outside of marriage. Don't cave in like the pussy you are. When you cheat be discreet.
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You probably don't want to lead with that in the wedding vows...
 
When a chick wipes she leaves the res. The res tastes good. The problem is the res sticks to the cheeks. When wifey gets the goodnight kiss the res stanks and the transfer is made. Hold on for the battle. Be coo and lie. Is that in CD 's makeup? I think the cave job happens and CD is in the trouble. At that point transfer assets quick.
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I don't know whether to awesome, up vote, or down vote this post. The first half was disgusting. The part about CollegeDoog and hiding assets was pretty funny. I'm having a fucking dilemma.

 
Judging from Swaye's music choice and his preference of women, I have come to the conclusion that Swaye is a bad ass. I was expecting to hate the song, but it was actually pretty good and I have now downloaded it for the next time I want to fuck someone up.
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Yeah. If you listen to Metallica and like tattooed chicks you might just be a bad ass. To seal the deal it helps to have a Harley motorcycle, a decent weapons collection and at least one arrest for disturbing the peace or getting into a fight and beating someone up. Then again bad ass can take many different forms. Chick number 1 is the best but all them are good. With or without the tattoos, I like Swaye's choice of bitches for their body endowments and the facial expressions that suggest these bitches will fuck your lights out and then do it some more.
 
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Judging from Swaye's music choice and his preference of women, I have come to the conclusion that Swaye is a bad ass. I was expecting to hate the song, but it was actually pretty good and I have now downloaded it for the next time I want to fuck someone up.
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Yeah. If you listen to Metallica and like tattooed chicks you might just be a bad ass. To seal the deal it helps to have a Harley motorcycle, a decent weapons collection and at least one arrest for disturbing the peace or getting into a fight and beating someone up. Then again bad ass can take many different forms. Chick number 1 is the best but all them are good. With or without the tattoos, I like Swaye's choice of bitches for their body endowments and the facial expressions that suggest these bitches will fuck your lights out and then do it some more.
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I combined two of your "bad ass" traits into one. 1965 Panhead with the "Ride The Lightning" album cover painted on the gas tank, purchased in Vallejo, CA of all places in the mid-90's. Cruise control for cool for chicks with self-esteem issues.

Also, TMI, so I may have to go back off the grid soon before a HH stalker finds me.
 
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When a chick wipes she leaves the res. The res tastes good. The problem is the res sticks to the cheeks. When wifey gets the goodnight kiss the res stanks and the transfer is made. Hold on for the battle. Be coo and lie. Is that in CD 's makeup? I think the cave job happens and CD is in the trouble. At that point transfer assets quick.
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Disgusting, but still funny.
 
The bud chick didn't wipe well. Mmmmmmm, heh College? Run thy tounge over the bung, up the Crack and finish on the rack. Don't tell your wifey-poo though. Every man dumps a few loads outside of marriage. Don't cave in like the pussy you are. When you cheat be discreet.
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brb, vomit
 
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