Hardcore Husky Podcast: USC and their Fake Tits Move to the Big 10

[DerekJohnson]

The boys react to the news that USC and UCLA are leaving the Pac-12 and heading to the Big 10. Will Washington and Oregon follow? Will the Big 12 reach out to Washington for its TV market? Or will the Huskies remain in what will become an expanded Zombie Apocalypse Pac-12? The boys also discuss how regional ties and rivalries were once the lifeblood of college football but now it has given way to the almighty dollar. College football as we knew it is no more. This episode's only shout out was to @Tequilla.

https://anchor.fm/hardcorehusky/episodes/USC-and-their-Fake-Tits-Move-to-the-Big-10-e1knckc

 

[haie]

I was told on the show that I shouldn't worry about sending a link to the podcast to anyone.

 

[haie]

Oh c'mon Derek this bored would jerk off to playing Michigan, OSU, Penn St every year.

Rutgers Maryland and Iowa and stuff sucks. Whatever.

We would all jerkoff to hosting Purdue and playing 2001 flashbacks on the "big board"

 

[TXDawg]

Unless the boosters push us into another conference, we’re not going anywhere. Jen Cohen’s best move for her is to stay in the PAC-12. I’m guessing she’s more than happy to be the tallest midget. That’s job security.

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Unless the boosters push us into another conference, we’re not going anywhere. Jen Cohen’s best move for her is to stay in the PAC-12. I’m guessing she’s more than happy to be the tallest midget. That’s job security.

You don't have job security when the department you manage can't even pay the bills. They still owe quite a bit on that stadium remodel, and they're still looking to build basketball facilities as well.

 

[TXDawg]

Unless the boosters push us into another conference, we’re not going anywhere. Jen Cohen’s best move for her is to stay in the PAC-12. I’m guessing she’s more than happy to be the tallest midget. That’s job security.

You don't have job security when the department you manage can't even pay the bills. They still owe quite a bit on that stadium remodel, and they're still looking to build basketball facilities as well.

Never underestimate the power of lowered expectations.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Unless the boosters push us into another conference, we’re not going anywhere. Jen Cohen’s best move for her is to stay in the PAC-12. I’m guessing she’s more than happy to be the tallest midget. That’s job security.

You don't have job security when the department you manage can't even pay the bills. They still owe quite a bit on that stadium remodel, and they're still looking to build basketball facilities as well.

Never underestimate the power of lowered expectations.

That’s how we? ended up with Jen in the first place.

My only hope is that AM Cauce sees the financial numbers and realizes how much money is at stake.

 

[YellowSnow]

Okie fake tits ! Lulz.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Oh c'mon Derek this bored would jerk off to playing Michigan, OSU, Penn St every year.

Rutgers Maryland and Iowa and stuff sucks. Whatever.

We would all jerkoff to hosting Purdue and playing 2001 flashbacks on the "big board"

I am slowly warming to the possibility of the Big 10.

 

[haie]

Oh c'mon Derek this bored would jerk off to playing Michigan, OSU, Penn St every year.

Rutgers Maryland and Iowa and stuff sucks. Whatever.

We would all jerkoff to hosting Purdue and playing 2001 flashbacks on the "big board"

I am slowly warming to the possibility of the Big 10.

I don't want to play around 2/3 of those teams.

But it's probably worth it if you're playing some traditional powers and getting Arizona and Colorado off of your schedule.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Oh c'mon Derek this bored would jerk off to playing Michigan, OSU, Penn St every year.

Rutgers Maryland and Iowa and stuff sucks. Whatever.

We would all jerkoff to hosting Purdue and playing 2001 flashbacks on the "big board"

I am slowly warming to the possibility of the Big 10.

I don't want to play around 2/3 of those teams.

But it's probably worth it if you're playing some traditional powers and getting Arizona and Colorado off of your schedule.

The geographical aspect and the betrayal of regional rivalries bothers me and always will

 

[Joey]

Oh c'mon Derek this bored would jerk off to playing Michigan, OSU, Penn St every year.

Rutgers Maryland and Iowa and stuff sucks. Whatever.

We would all jerkoff to hosting Purdue and playing 2001 flashbacks on the "big board"

I am slowly warming to the possibility of the Big 10.

I don't want to play around 2/3 of those teams.

But it's probably worth it if you're playing some traditional powers and getting Arizona and Colorado off of your schedule.

The geographical aspect and the betrayal of regional rivalries bothers me and always will

You don’t want to make Derek angry… you just don’t

 

[Joey]

Oh c'mon Derek this bored would jerk off to playing Michigan, OSU, Penn St every year.

Rutgers Maryland and Iowa and stuff sucks. Whatever.

We would all jerkoff to hosting Purdue and playing 2001 flashbacks on the "big board"

I am slowly warming to the possibility of the Big 10.

I don't want to play around 2/3 of those teams.

But it's probably worth it if you're playing some traditional powers and getting Arizona and Colorado off of your schedule.

Playing Colorado when they joined would have been a needle mover if they were relevant but they were terrible at the time and besides one year have been since that time. The Arizona schools have never been appealing to me like the other original Pac 8 teams were. If you replaced those schools along with Utah for Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, Mich State, Penn State and Nebraska then that’s a needle mover. I’m putting Ohio State and Michigan parallel to the LA schools for this comparison

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Only about 35 minutes in because that's the commute length, but a bit of tequilla-length feedback:

1.) Either Stalin is too loud or Woolley and JoeE are too quiet, but this one is a hard one for a deaf guy like me to follow. And Woolley's phone kept cutting out (I'm gonna assume right while I was getting a shoutout). Let's clean it up out there, guysm.

2.) Not just this pod specifically, but on the board in general lately, there seem to be a lot of people conflating "media market" with "eyeballs on the football game." For all the shit talk about Seattle's bigger media market than Oregon and Oregon not being a real national brand and bla bla bla, Oregon outpaces Washington in viewers that actually tune in to watch games, and that's all that ESPN or Fox give a shit about. USC outpaces both, but a lot of that has to do with who they play (ND every year, for instance). There were back to back years in which Washington and Oregon played essentially the same schedule (Auburn opener, CCG, Rose Bowl). Both schools dominated the viewing numbers in those respective years, but Oregon's 2019 edged Washington's 2018 by about four million total viewers. There's not a world of difference between them.

Besides, I see more Oregon stickers on cars and Oregon shirts and shit here north of Seattle than I do Husky crap. Hell, I bet you see more Oregon gear than Washington in the fucking UW AD hallway these days thanks to Cohen's idiotic hiring...

3.) @WoolleyDoog is going to have to show us where on the doll the soccer player hurt him. The homophobic, anti-soccer demographics rant was a little strange coming from a guy who reps a town in which the primary sporting interest is a bunch of toned anorexic boys in spandex onesies buttfucking each other without actual penetration.

4.) Jen Cohen is a shitty athletic director because she did things like hire and retain Karen Ramming and twatted at Oregon to rep the North, not because she's a woman and not because a decision made many steps above her pay grade is probably going to leave Washington behind. Besides, throwing her under the bus for UW being left holding the bag is a bit illogical. The podcast starts with how shitty it's going to be if the Huskies are in the B1G (even if it's the best of a bunch of bad choices), then a mere half hour later it's on to how shitty Cohen is for not preempting USC and bailing for the B1G. Lacking a crystal ball, why the hell would she negotiate (well above her pay grade or not) for an outcome that would have pissed EVERYONE off prior to USC unexpectedly doing likewise?

5.) Eh, fuck it...

 

[YellowSnow]

Oh c'mon Derek this bored would jerk off to playing Michigan, OSU, Penn St every year.

Rutgers Maryland and Iowa and stuff sucks. Whatever.

We would all jerkoff to hosting Purdue and playing 2001 flashbacks on the "big board"

I am slowly warming to the possibility of the Big 10.

I don't want to play around 2/3 of those teams.

But it's probably worth it if you're playing some traditional powers and getting Arizona and Colorado off of your schedule.

The geographical aspect and the betrayal of regional rivalries bothers me and always will

It was a highly regional sport. That was the whole fucking point. USC are fucking cunts. No offense @UW_Doog_Bot

 

[Joey]

Only about 35 minutes in because that's the commute length, but a bit of tequilla-length feedback:

1.) Either Stalin is too loud or Woolley and JoeE are too quiet, but this one is a hard one for a deaf guy like me to follow. And Woolley's phone kept cutting out (I'm gonna assume right while I was getting a shoutout). Let's clean it up out there, guysm.

2.) Not just this pod specifically, but on the board in general lately, there seem to be a lot of people conflating "media market" with "eyeballs on the football game." For all the shit talk about Seattle's bigger media market than Oregon and Oregon not being a real national brand and bla bla bla, Oregon outpaces Washington in viewers that actually tune in to watch games, and that's all that ESPN or Fox give a shit about. USC outpaces both, but a lot of that has to do with who they play (ND every year, for instance). There were back to back years in which Washington and Oregon played essentially the same schedule (Auburn opener, CCG, Rose Bowl). Both schools dominated the viewing numbers in those respective years, but Oregon's 2019 edged Washington's 2018 by about four million total viewers. There's not a world of difference between them.

Besides, I see more Oregon stickers on cars and Oregon shirts and shit here north of Seattle than I do Husky crap. Hell, I bet you see more Oregon gear than Washington in the fucking UW AD hallway these days thanks to Cohen's idiotic hiring...

3.) @WoolleyDoog is going to have to show us where on the doll the soccer player hurt him. The homophobic, anti-soccer demographics rant was a little strange coming from a guy who reps a town in which the primary sporting interest is a bunch of toned anorexic boys in spandex onesies buttfucking each other without actual penetration.

4.) Jen Cohen is a shitty athletic director because she did things like hire and retain Karen Ramming and twatted at Oregon to rep the North, not because she's a woman and not because a decision made many steps above her pay grade is probably going to leave Washington behind. Besides, throwing her under the bus for UW being left holding the bag is a bit illogical. The podcast starts with how shitty it's going to be if the Huskies are in the B1G (even if it's the best of a bunch of bad choices), then a mere half hour later it's on to how shitty Cohen is for not preempting USC and bailing for the B1G. Lacking a crystal ball, why the hell would she negotiate (well above her pay grade or not) for an outcome that would have pissed EVERYONE off prior to USC unexpectedly doing likewise?

5.) Eh, fuck it...

Disagree

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Only about 35 minutes in because that's the commute length, but a bit of tequilla-length feedback:

1.) Either Stalin is too loud or Woolley and JoeE are too quiet, but this one is a hard one for a deaf guy like me to follow. And Woolley's phone kept cutting out (I'm gonna assume right while I was getting a shoutout). Let's clean it up out there, guysm.

2.) Not just this pod specifically, but on the board in general lately, there seem to be a lot of people conflating "media market" with "eyeballs on the football game." For all the shit talk about Seattle's bigger media market than Oregon and Oregon not being a real national brand and bla bla bla, Oregon outpaces Washington in viewers that actually tune in to watch games, and that's all that ESPN or Fox give a shit about. USC outpaces both, but a lot of that has to do with who they play (ND every year, for instance). There were back to back years in which Washington and Oregon played essentially the same schedule (Auburn opener, CCG, Rose Bowl). Both schools dominated the viewing numbers in those respective years, but Oregon's 2019 edged Washington's 2018 by about four million total viewers. There's not a world of difference between them.

Besides, I see more Oregon stickers on cars and Oregon shirts and shit here north of Seattle than I do Husky crap. Hell, I bet you see more Oregon gear than Washington in the fucking UW AD hallway these days thanks to Cohen's idiotic hiring...

3.) @WoolleyDoog is going to have to show us where on the doll the soccer player hurt him. The homophobic, anti-soccer demographics rant was a little strange coming from a guy who reps a town in which the primary sporting interest is a bunch of toned anorexic boys in spandex onesies buttfucking each other without actual penetration.

4.) Jen Cohen is a shitty athletic director because she did things like hire and retain Karen Ramming and twatted at Oregon to rep the North, not because she's a woman and not because a decision made many steps above her pay grade is probably going to leave Washington behind. Besides, throwing her under the bus for UW being left holding the bag is a bit illogical. The podcast starts with how shitty it's going to be if the Huskies are in the B1G (even if it's the best of a bunch of bad choices), then a mere half hour later it's on to how shitty Cohen is for not preempting USC and bailing for the B1G. Lacking a crystal ball, why the hell would she negotiate (well above her pay grade or not) for an outcome that would have pissed EVERYONE off prior to USC unexpectedly doing likewise?

5.) Eh, fuck it...

Disagree

So I wasn't getting a shout-out?

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Oh c'mon Derek this bored would jerk off to playing Michigan, OSU, Penn St every year.

Rutgers Maryland and Iowa and stuff sucks. Whatever.

We would all jerkoff to hosting Purdue and playing 2001 flashbacks on the "big board"

I am slowly warming to the possibility of the Big 10.

I don't want to play around 2/3 of those teams.

But it's probably worth it if you're playing some traditional powers and getting Arizona and Colorado off of your schedule.

The geographical aspect and the betrayal of regional rivalries bothers me and always will

It was a highly regional sport. That was the whole fucking point. USC are fucking cunts. No offense @UW_Doog_Bot

As was pointed out already, playing every home game at 5 pm or later is going to suck dick.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Only about 35 minutes in because that's the commute length, but a bit of tequilla-length feedback:

1.) Either Stalin is too loud or Woolley and JoeE are too quiet, but this one is a hard one for a deaf guy like me to follow. And Woolley's phone kept cutting out (I'm gonna assume right while I was getting a shoutout). Let's clean it up out there, guysm.

2.) Not just this pod specifically, but on the board in general lately, there seem to be a lot of people conflating "media market" with "eyeballs on the football game." For all the shit talk about Seattle's bigger media market than Oregon and Oregon not being a real national brand and bla bla bla, Oregon outpaces Washington in viewers that actually tune in to watch games, and that's all that ESPN or Fox give a shit about. USC outpaces both, but a lot of that has to do with who they play (ND every year, for instance). There were back to back years in which Washington and Oregon played essentially the same schedule (Auburn opener, CCG, Rose Bowl). Both schools dominated the viewing numbers in those respective years, but Oregon's 2019 edged Washington's 2018 by about four million total viewers. There's not a world of difference between them.

Besides, I see more Oregon stickers on cars and Oregon shirts and shit here north of Seattle than I do Husky crap. Hell, I bet you see more Oregon gear than Washington in the fucking UW AD hallway these days thanks to Cohen's idiotic hiring...

3.) @WoolleyDoog is going to have to show us where on the doll the soccer player hurt him. The homophobic, anti-soccer demographics rant was a little strange coming from a guy who reps a town in which the primary sporting interest is a bunch of toned anorexic boys in spandex onesies buttfucking each other without actual penetration.

4.) Jen Cohen is a shitty athletic director because she did things like hire and retain Karen Ramming and twatted at Oregon to rep the North, not because she's a woman and not because a decision made many steps above her pay grade is probably going to leave Washington behind. Besides, throwing her under the bus for UW being left holding the bag is a bit illogical. The podcast starts with how shitty it's going to be if the Huskies are in the B1G (even if it's the best of a bunch of bad choices), then a mere half hour later it's on to how shitty Cohen is for not preempting USC and bailing for the B1G. Lacking a crystal ball, why the hell would she negotiate (well above her pay grade or not) for an outcome that would have pissed EVERYONE off prior to USC unexpectedly doing likewise?

5.) Eh, fuck it...

Disagree

He makes one good point about the sound quality, which is my responsibility. I have been looking for other possible options. We'll see.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Oh c'mon Derek this bored would jerk off to playing Michigan, OSU, Penn St every year.

Rutgers Maryland and Iowa and stuff sucks. Whatever.

We would all jerkoff to hosting Purdue and playing 2001 flashbacks on the "big board"

I am slowly warming to the possibility of the Big 10.

I don't want to play around 2/3 of those teams.

But it's probably worth it if you're playing some traditional powers and getting Arizona and Colorado off of your schedule.

The geographical aspect and the betrayal of regional rivalries bothers me and always will

It was a highly regional sport. That was the whole fucking point. USC are fucking cunts. No offense @UW_Doog_Bot

The Pac12 surrendered football at the alter of wokeness, dei, women's softball or whatever you want to call it.

No team in the conference is going to actually be competitive making 1/10th the revenue while also splitting that revenue with the little sisters of the poor.

USC is serious about football and wants to compete to win. Does UW? All signs point to no.

I'm saddened by the demise of a once proud conference and a lot of regional rivalries but USC isn't to blame for getting in the life boats.

Blame the assholes that ran the ship aground years ago.