I actually think this pic shows Sark looking less like a lesbian than usual.
DeBoer, on the other hand, looks exactly like a friend of mine who sells insurance and coaches junior high sports (not wrestling, though)
If there were thought bubbles, they'd read something like this:
Sark: "this is great pub for me. Everyone is so stoked on me right now."
Deboer:. "what the fuck am I doing in a photo session with peewee herman? Is it time for practice yet?"