Hardcore Husky Get Together scheduled for July 11th
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You have a steel trap. Not worried about u
@puppylove_sugarsteel, here's my bio:
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
GrundleStiltzkin
New Fish
I stereotyped u and appologize. But you are a metro dude. That i guarantee. Just be a man..your boys depend on it. Dont be a pussy your entire life is all im saying
"say something" = 45,000 word treatise entitled "You want to take the gloves off Race?"
backthepack
New Fish
Oh my god the whiteness.
But seruously I wish i could do the majority of that ski (i can ski tho)
If anyone’s a metro that doesn’t know how to do anything “manly” it’s me. S/O tech gen!
backthepack
New Fish
Have you ever heard of scrotox?
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puppylove_sugarsteel
New Fish
I pop in a few times a month because its all i can stomach. The group think is obvious, the intellect is borderline grade-school, zero individuality and nonexistent for starters. Was not always this way..youre a newbie Yella so you wouldnt remember.
Fly fishing guide? Doubtful. A good skier? Probably from Utah..but Pup and Steel2 would make u look silly at your age. Sorry, youre a skinny jeans-wearing 'seattlelite' transplant from Utah (was my point) and 'tall viking) LOFL
Fuck off
puppylove_sugarsteel
New Fish
Hey Race came out of hiding. Right on
Fuck off
puppylove_sugarsteel
New Fish
Poo poo pee pee. Pathetic liitle guy
backthepack
New Fish
Pup couldn’t even play football at LW because he’s a massive pussy
Fuck off
Nope, Pumpy, I haven't bull shitted or embellished about one thing about my bio here. And I've met plenty of these jokers in real life and I think they would all testify to my non-metro, skinny jeans, persona. Now be a man, and show up to the Duchess on 7/11.
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puppylove_sugarsteel
New Fish
A massive linguist you are Packee. Ive given you 2 years to open a dictionary, expand your vocabulary, start your 1st thread... and 'massive pussy' is all you come up with? Baze and you are in a race for the biggest tardee aqui. Work on your approach, walk the plank..start a thread. 19k posts, zero threads...youre kind of a group-think follower huh?
backthepack
New Fish
So you didn’t play football?
Makes sense...
GrundleStiltzkin
New Fish
Maybe he did, then didn’t.
backthepack
New Fish
Either way it’ll be interesting