Hardcore Husky Astrological Chart

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Name: Hardcore Husky 

November 26, 2012

Rising Sign is in 11 Degrees Aquarius 
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You form your own opinions, but once you do form them, you then want to convince everyone else that they are correct. You think you fucking know everything. As such, it would be best to avoid discussing politics.



Sun is in 04 Degrees Sagittarius. 
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Very fun-loving, spirited and energetic, you have a huge reservoir of physical energy within you that needs to be released, so jerk off frequently. Exercise, sports, and competition are very important to you. Quite gregarious, you enjoy socializing with other assholes, but you tend to avoid emotionally restrictive or intimate relationships.
 
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Moon is in 15 Degrees in Taurus.[/b]
Emotionally, you are quite stubborn. You are also very conservative about spending money, unless it’s on hookers and blow. Frequent cash grabs make you feel financially secure.



Mercury is in 18 Degrees Scorpio. 
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You are a born investigator. Twitter stalking is your favorite pastime. When you become upset or angry, your emotional reactions are overpowering -- reason and logic disappear in an uncontrollable passionate outburst. Perhaps refrain from telling everyone to die in a fire.



Venus is in 05 Degrees Scorpio. 
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Your feelings about others are deep, powerful, intense and complex. When you like someone, you do so totally and obsessively - if you do not like someone, they do not exist. When you are rejected, remember that you didn’t want them anyway.
 
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Mars is in 07 Degrees Capricorn. 
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Beware of your tendency to judge others only by their degree of status and prestige, or by their number of stars. Come to think of it, you’re kinda of a dick.



Jupiter is in 12 Degrees Gemini. 
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Your interests are wide-ranging and you are an avid student, you’ll study game film for hours. You’re also a real gym rat, blue-collar kinda kid. I’d love it if you’d fuck my daughter.



Saturn is in 06 Degrees Scorpio. 
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You tend to succumb to negative and destructive forms of compulsive behavior. It’s a small wonder you’re not dead in a ditch somewhere.

 
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Uranus is in 04 Degrees Aries. 
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For you, as well as for the rest of your peers, the issue of personal freedom is not just an abstract issue that can be discussed and then forgotten. You feel very deeply the loss or threat of loss of your ability to remain unrestricted and independent. And you will react vigorously and vociferously to defend your right of self-expression, no matter what the cost. COVID restrictions and not being able expose your genitals in public are an affront to liberty and the American Way.



Neptune is in 00 Degrees Pisces. 
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You are interested in ways of expanding your consciousness beyond the level of everyday reality. In short, you drink a lot and do way too many drugs.



Pluto is in 08 Degrees Capricorn. 
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For your entire generation, this is a period of intense changes in the very fabric of society. Many accepted institutions may pass away - like the PAC 12 Conference.



N. Node is in 26 Degrees Scorpio. 
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You have a special aptitude for working by yourself, or with a like-minded group of dedicated individuals. Once you've committed yourself to a person or group or project, your loyalty and devotion are total until the group's goals have been realized. It’s a shame that you’re stuck in your mother’s basement surfing porn sites all day.
 
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