Happy Turkey Day

I heard "pack your patience" on the radio a couple days ago and it made me think of your miserable ass.
 
I’m gonna eat hella mashed taters and savory rolls.

Paleo is for fags.

Cauliflower mashed "potatoes" is delightful

Yuck.

Cauliflower is damn tasty on its own though.

That's actually not a bad idea. You'd never guess it looking at me but I have severe type 2 diabetes and potatoes affect me like ice cream. Cauliflower with garlic butter, salt and pepper> mashed taters, especially for me.

Never thought about it though. I'll eat the mashed taters and gravy too.
 
I’m gonna eat hella mashed taters and savory rolls.

Paleo is for fags.

Cauliflower mashed "potatoes" is delightful

Yuck.

Cauliflower is damn tasty on its own though.

That's actually not a bad idea. You'd never guess it looking at me but I have severe type 2 diabetes and potatoes affect me like ice cream. Cauliflower with garlic butter, salt and pepper> mashed taters, especially for me.

Never thought about it though. I'll eat the mashed taters and gravy too.

I’m. It saying it’s as good as mashed potatoes, but if your fat ass can’t have potatoes, this would be a reasonable alternative
https://www.fifteenspatulas.com/cauliflower-mashed-potatoes/

Look at me, I can edgelord shit post AND provide helpful recipes.

Abundance.
 
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I’m gonna eat hella mashed taters and savory rolls.

Paleo is for fags.

Cauliflower mashed "potatoes" is delightful

Yuck.

Cauliflower is damn tasty on its own though.

That's actually not a bad idea. You'd never guess it looking at me but I have severe type 2 diabetes and potatoes affect me like ice cream. Cauliflower with garlic butter, salt and pepper> mashed taters, especially for me.

Never thought about it though. I'll eat the mashed taters and gravy too.

I’m. It saying it’s as good as mashed potatoes, but if your fat ass can’t have potatoes, this would be a reasonable alternative
https://www.fifteenspatulas.com/cauliflower-mashed-potatoes/

Look at me, I can edgelord shit post AND provide helpful recipes.

Abundance.

Call it mashed cauliflower, retards
 
I’m gonna eat hella mashed taters and savory rolls.

Paleo is for fags.

Cauliflower mashed "potatoes" is delightful

Yuck.

Cauliflower is damn tasty on its own though.

That's actually not a bad idea. You'd never guess it looking at me but I have severe type 2 diabetes and potatoes affect me like ice cream. Cauliflower with garlic butter, salt and pepper> mashed taters, especially for me.

Never thought about it though. I'll eat the mashed taters and gravy too.

I’m. It saying it’s as good as mashed potatoes, but if your fat ass can’t have potatoes, this would be a reasonable alternative
https://www.fifteenspatulas.com/cauliflower-mashed-potatoes/

Look at me, I can edgelord shit post AND provide helpful recipes.

Abundance.

Call it mashed cauliflower, retards

No
 
I’m gonna eat hella mashed taters and savory rolls.

Paleo is for fags.

Cauliflower mashed "potatoes" is delightful

Yuck.

Cauliflower is damn tasty on its own though.

That's actually not a bad idea. You'd never guess it looking at me but I have severe type 2 diabetes and potatoes affect me like ice cream. Cauliflower with garlic butter, salt and pepper> mashed taters, especially for me.

Never thought about it though. I'll eat the mashed taters and gravy too.

I’m. It saying it’s as good as mashed potatoes, but if your fat ass can’t have potatoes, this would be a reasonable alternative
https://www.fifteenspatulas.com/cauliflower-mashed-potatoes/

Look at me, I can edgelord shit post AND provide helpful recipes.

Abundance.

Call it mashed cauliflower, retards

People are stupid. Especially Damone and his ilk.
 
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I’m gonna eat hella mashed taters and savory rolls.

Paleo is for fags.

Cauliflower mashed "potatoes" is delightful

Yuck.

Cauliflower is damn tasty on its own though.

That's actually not a bad idea. You'd never guess it looking at me but I have severe type 2 diabetes and potatoes affect me like ice cream. Cauliflower with garlic butter, salt and pepper> mashed taters, especially for me.

Never thought about it though. I'll eat the mashed taters and gravy too.

I’m. It saying it’s as good as mashed potatoes, but if your fat ass can’t have potatoes, this would be a reasonable alternative
https://www.fifteenspatulas.com/cauliflower-mashed-potatoes/

Look at me, I can edgelord shit post AND provide helpful recipes.

Abundance.

I sacrifice a lot to stay alive, but fat isn't even in the picture you a-hole. 160 lbs of twisted steel here.

Good call on the recipe though.
 
I’m gonna eat hella mashed taters and savory rolls.

Paleo is for fags.

Cauliflower mashed "potatoes" is delightful

Yuck.

Cauliflower is damn tasty on its own though.

That's actually not a bad idea. You'd never guess it looking at me but I have severe type 2 diabetes and potatoes affect me like ice cream. Cauliflower with garlic butter, salt and pepper> mashed taters, especially for me.

Never thought about it though. I'll eat the mashed taters and gravy too.

I’m. It saying it’s as good as mashed potatoes, but if your fat ass can’t have potatoes, this would be a reasonable alternative
https://www.fifteenspatulas.com/cauliflower-mashed-potatoes/

Look at me, I can edgelord shit post AND provide helpful recipes.

Abundance.

Call it mashed cauliflower, retards

People are stupid. Especially Damone and his ilk.

I have ilk? Cool.

Benny is a fag though.
 
I’m gonna eat hella mashed taters and savory rolls.

Paleo is for fags.

Cauliflower mashed "potatoes" is delightful

Yuck.

Cauliflower is damn tasty on its own though.

That's actually not a bad idea. You'd never guess it looking at me but I have severe type 2 diabetes and potatoes affect me like ice cream. Cauliflower with garlic butter, salt and pepper> mashed taters, especially for me.

Never thought about it though. I'll eat the mashed taters and gravy too.

I’m. It saying it’s as good as mashed potatoes, but if your fat ass can’t have potatoes, this would be a reasonable alternative
https://www.fifteenspatulas.com/cauliflower-mashed-potatoes/

Look at me, I can edgelord shit post AND provide helpful recipes.

Abundance.

I sacrifice a lot to stay alive, but fat isn't even in the picture you a-hole. 160 lbs of twisted steel here.

Good call on the recipe though.

160 is overweight for you 5’1” guys
 
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