Happy Fourth of July to all those who value freedom and liberty

Still my favorite holiday.

RIP peaceful transition of power, apparently.

#DaddyKnew
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Biden is President. HTH.
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Daddy’s coup failed.

He’s a loser.
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So did Hillary's. I guess Americans suck at coups.

They should use weapons and a military next time. Randos with flag poles and bison hats and special congressional investigations aren't cutting it.
 
Still my favorite holiday.

RIP peaceful transition of power, apparently.

#DaddyKnew
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Biden is President. HTH.
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Daddy’s coup failed.

He’s a loser.
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So did Hillary's. I guess Americans suck at coups.

They should use weapons and a military next time. Randos with flag poles and bison hats and special congressional investigations aren't cutting it.
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It's the only real thing she's ever done.
 
Time to head out and blow some shit up. I blew up a couple of buffalo crackers or whatever they're called.

I'm buzzed. So what...
 
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Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.

p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
 
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Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.

p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
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You might even grow up to become a grifter in Congress
 
Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.

p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
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He can learn to code.
 
Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.

p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
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He can learn to code.
Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.

p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
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I wasn't aware that NA's were tight with the Chinese back in the day.
 
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Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.

p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
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He can learn to code.
Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.

p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
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I wasn't aware that NA's were tight with the Chinese back in the day.
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We crossed the land bridge from their general vicinity I think maybe, so ipso facto fucko firework brothers.
 
Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.

p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
Click to expand...

He can learn to code.
Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.

p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
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I wasn't aware that NA's were tight with the Chinese back in the day.
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We crossed the land bridge from their general vicinity I think maybe, so ipso facto fucko firework brothers.
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The native American great leap forward is coming
 
https://twitter.com/ClownBasket/status/1543020935686590466?s=20&t=CeVVQ_wWnTss0IULJpzo0A
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Inslee banned fireworks in WA STATE except for the reservations. Another petty power move.
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I'm all for hating him, but I just bought fireworks from a porking lot in Port Orchard yesterday. Unless this ban starts next year.
 
Had a great 4th

Went on an early run to shake a mild hangover from the night before.

Spread some manure and planted a bunch of peppers and tomatoes

Had a few bloody Marys

Smoked a couple of tri tips on the KJ

Shot off some fireworks

Played catch with my son

Toasted some s’mores

Bed by 10:00

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