As many of you become inebriated, burn the burgers, offend the in-laws, whiz a bottle rocket by your nephews ear, and curse to the heavens while in the fetal position when jtt commits else where; I want to wish you all a shitty 4th.
Happy 4th Jack-Offs
- Thread starter dirtysouwfdawg
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Is that Happy Fourth, Jack-offs?
Or Happy Fourth Jack-offs? And why all the hate for the first three jack-offs?
Or Happy Fourth Jack-offs? And why all the hate for the first three jack-offs?
Live shot from my back yard:
Jesus. We used to have Roman candle fights and never understood why we got in trouble for it.
ChuckHIV!
You should be working for Hallmark.
Best part of the day, aside from lighting $350 of fireworks in about 30 mins…
After blowing shit up the kiddos want a dance party so living room is dark with black lights. Wondering what kind of crazy firework is so bright it’s a constant glow. Look outside to see some of the big shit by the mail box caught fire and was burning about about 2 1/2 feet high. Would’ve snapped a pic but TOF was freaking out saying it was going to catch the house on fire. Considering this was on the walkway and a good 40 feet from the house I figured we were ok.
Missed photo op. It was truly tons of fun.
After blowing shit up the kiddos want a dance party so living room is dark with black lights. Wondering what kind of crazy firework is so bright it’s a constant glow. Look outside to see some of the big shit by the mail box caught fire and was burning about about 2 1/2 feet high. Would’ve snapped a pic but TOF was freaking out saying it was going to catch the house on fire. Considering this was on the walkway and a good 40 feet from the house I figured we were ok.
Missed photo op. It was truly tons of fun.
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New Fish
The first three jackoffs we're consensual.
