Halloween costume ideas

[jecornel]

Giant Plunger?
White visor / collared shirt - possibly popped collar?
scarf with a blazer?
Pool boy?

boobs, you got time to add images?

 

[[Deleted User]]

Ghost of Reggie Rogers? Too Soon?

 

[dhdawg]

shrink a few inches, grab an oversize football, and put a smirk on your face

 

[SweatpantsGeneral]

Zombie Don James eating Sark (boobs idea not mine)

 

[jecornel]

keep it going

 

[[Deleted User]]

Also the ghost of Todd Doxey is always appropriate.

*gurgle*

 

[bananasnblondes]

My entire family is going as Reggie and his DUI victims

 

[RoadDawg55]

Put some lifts in your shoes to get to 6'6". Wear a #88 jersey and afro. Maybe put a couch pillow under the jersey. Take industrial scissors and chop off your balls. Maybe clutch an Old English 40 to spice up your costume.

 

[CaptainPJ]

Todd Turner? Shaun Alexander?

 

[greenblood]

Stuff a 5 pillows under your shirt, grow your facial hair for a month, sprinkle some bread crumbs on your shirt, and carry a boat of nachos.

 

[gmo]

Pressed designer skinny jeans
North Face jacket, neutral color (blue/green/black), preferably the sleeveless vest variety
Nordstrom sweater
Vintage scarf
Feminine adult beverage in hand

Gameday Doog

 

[TheKobeStopper]

I'm going as Bill Fleenor.

 

[unfrozencaveman]

Collared shirt - possibly popped collar?

 

[Swaye]

shrink a few inches, grab an oversize football, and put a smirk on your face

It's funny because you could be talking about either the height or the dong. That's why it's funny. More words. Stuff.