Half Brains Bed and Breakfast

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Someone on a private, super secret Facebook group I'm on started a discussion about who the hell goes to B&Bs. This led to the idea of a Half Brains B&B.

Basement suites are the priciest. A fresh, clean pair of sweatpants are left out for you. Van Halen posters on the walls and every TV equipped with Call of Duty, Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

The "mom" of the B&B will make sure you never run out of lotions and just say the word and she'll serve a glass of milk and cook you up a grilled cheese sandwich, with the crusts cut off just the way you like it.
 
Anything for money grab for HCH... It's sad how far Derek Johnson has fallen.
 
For some of us older HHBs, Call of Duty moves to fast for me. I'd like to have Asteroids or something like that.

I would also like to have whiskey.
 
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Lotions and other sundries delivered graciously to your private quarters.
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Does anyone get let in or do you show up at the door and have to LEAVE!!?
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I imagine it's similar to Hotel California, "you can check out anytime you like, but you can't ever leave"
 
If nuru massages aren't available by a gaggle of young, hot Asian women in their mid-20's at the Half Brains Bed & Breakfast, I'm going to burn the motherfucker down.
 
If nuru massages aren't available by a gaggle of young, hot Asian women in their mid-20's at the Half Brains Bed & Breakfast, I'm going to burn the motherfucker down.
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Yes. It will be located in Ponders
 
Porn. There must be porn.

This is what I think the HHB B&B would be like, if it were more English
 
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