Haener beating out Eason

[PurpleThrobber]

It will be horrible and hilarious next year if Eason comes in and sucks or is just average. Overthrows everybody and makes browning look like a running back. I dont think that will happen but ive never seen this board, or many others, give a guy so much credit before hes even touched a ball in a game here. We've had high rated qbs suck here before... Check back with ya in october

Even if he does suck, Peterman can go Yankoff quickly (god, i hope he doesn't transfer simply for the hilarity of it all).

Just don't see him getting sucked into the vortex of another 3 years of mediocrity at the position when apparently the stable is full.

 

[PurpleBaze]

If Haener "beats off" Eason then I am just getting started with UW football.

What the fuck is he doing? Did anybody see this live that can provide some context? Who were we playing? Was this after a score?

Irregardless, the shit cracks me up every fucking time I see it! He’s pounding beers, then jerking off and yelling “fuck you!”

Classic Skinny

He's talking about his plans after the game: Pound a bunch of drinks and then pound a bunch of sorostitutes.

 

[longduckdong]

Thought Haener should have won job all along

 

[NeGgaPlEaSe]

Thought Haener should have won job all along

None of us really thought that to be honest. Plus shades of brown socks running backwards in Heaner’s jersey should fix that for you. It’s UW’s system, which is even worse now. Heaner made the right choice. If you followed his mom on Twitter this was apparent. It’s not the player it’s the system, from the position coach all the way to the Athletic Director.

 

[1to392831weretaken]

The takes in this thread are so hawt that I got flash burn from reading it. Pretty proud of myself for sitting this one out!

ATBS, @Canadawg coming in late with a decent take wins the thread. I'm gonna look the other way the next five times his retarded ass spells offense or defense wrong out of respeck.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Thought Haener should have won job all along

None of us really thought that to be honest. Plus shades of brown socks running backwards in Heaner’s jersey should fix that for you. It’s UW’s system, which is even worse now. Heaner made the right choice. If you followed his mom on Twitter this was apparent. It’s not the player it’s the system, from the position coach all the way to the Athletic Director.

I thought so all along.

 

[bananasnblondes]

It will be horrible and hilarious next year if Eason comes in and sucks or is just average. Overthrows everybody and makes browning look like a running back. I dont think that will happen but ive never seen this board, or many others, give a guy so much credit before hes even touched a ball in a game here. We've had high rated qbs suck here before... Check back with ya in october

It will be horrible and hilarious next year if Eason comes in and sucks or is just average. Overthrows everybody and makes browning look like a running back. I dont think that will happen but ive never seen this board, or many others, give a guy so much credit before hes even touched a ball in a game here. We've had high rated qbs suck here before... Check back with ya in october

Even if he does suck, Peterman can go Yankoff quickly (god, i hope he doesn't transfer simply for the hilarity of it all).

Just don't see him getting sucked into the vortex of another 3 years of mediocrity at the position when apparently the stable is full.

Looking back on some of this is painful

 

[Doogles]

This is why we are all lucky Haener blew his audition versus Cal. Had he lead us? to victory and taken the job from Browning there'd be a damn good chance he could beat out Eason next year. Haener sucking ass was the biggest blessing of this shit season.

Now this is an interesting hypothetical.

Haener doesn't blow it in his chance to unseat Browning, we actually comPete in the Rose Bowl, and then the 2019 Dead Man Walking Petersen team performs to standard.

Roaddie nailed it in an earlier thread, Pete knew Haener was good and it's possible the Eason situation was the straw that broke it all.

Either way I hate myself for these Doog thoughts on a scorching fall Saturday in yet another season that is over by September.

 

[backthepack]

Grow up

 

[DucksFC]

Remember Yankoff?

Pepperidge Farm remembers

 

[Canadawg]

The takes in this thread are so hawt that I got flash burn from reading it. Pretty proud of myself for sitting this one out!

ATBS, @Canadawg coming in late with a decent take wins the thread. I'm gonna look the other way the next five times his retarded ass spells offense or defense wrong out of respeck.

I accept your conditions


In hindsight it's a safe bet all our qbs will be JAGs until they move on to become Heismans/nfl backups

 

[RoadDawg55]

The takes in this thread are so hawt that I got flash burn from reading it. Pretty proud of myself for sitting this one out!

ATBS, @Canadawg coming in late with a decent take wins the thread. I'm gonna look the other way the next five times his retarded ass spells offense or defense wrong out of respeck.

I accept your conditions
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In hindsight it's a safe bet all our qbs will be JAGs until they move on to become Heismans/nfl backups

Yankoff, Sirmon, and Bridge-Gadd say hi.