PurpleJ
New Fish
Bill Belichick was making our coaching staff run gassers until they puked. Then he watched them do the Oklahoma drill while posting selfies on insta and fingerbanging his 23 year old girlfriend. Then the helmet car showed up and ran everyone over. Then a 50 foot tall GRONK! spiked that shit into Lake Warshington.
The end.
Brb gotta wash my sheets.
The end.
Brb gotta wash my sheets.
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