Greenland up for sale?

[georgiaduck]

Certainly would upset the balance of the stars on the flag.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tr...s-gop-lawmaker-moves-make-americas-51st-state

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Everything is up for sale. People forget the vast majority of the US surface area was purchased.

Don't need more states at this time. Bring them in as territories just like every other state other than the 13 originals started.

Alberta is next.

 

[georgiaduck]

What conference would Greenland A&M play in?

 

[PurpleThrobber]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2010711109813088414

Trump needs some dragons in the arsenal.

Next purchase.

 

[Bob_C]

I accept your terms.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2010737785376760054

 

[Sledog]

We need to pull out of NATO anyway. Like they're gonna help us...
Far too busy destroying their own countries.

 

[HuskyBuck]

I’m sure the administration will soon identify Greenland as a drug dealing haven and give their base the justification to take it by force….no questions asked.

Seems like the Christian thing to do….rob peaceful people of their land.

 

[Bob_C]

Greenland isn’t getting invaded. Lol

 

[RaceBannon]

We'll do a stolen land acknowledgement for my viking ancestors

 

[Sledog]

Fuck off button works well!

 

[Pitchfork51]

I’ve never wanted anything as bad as I want greenland

 

[administrator]

I’ve never wanted anything as bad as I want greenland

I thought you lived in the Netherlands next to a Taco Bell

 

[thechatch]

I’ve never wanted anything as bad as I want Greenland

So do my O/G and REM futures

 

[Sledog]

French Troops have arrived in Greenland to help train locals how to surrender to the U.S.

 

[Bendintheriver]

I don't have a dog in this fight but I do find it interesting that Greenlanders hate Denmark and feel they have been very mistreated and discarded as human beings.

 

[WestlinnDuck]

 

[Alexis]

I love how all the idiots in the comment sections have legitimately convinced themselves that Trump is going to load up the bombers and tanks and take Greenland by force, killing everyone in his way.

Fucking retards.

 

[Sledog]

I agree we need it. We'll but it. Fill it with anti missile systems. We need to protect arctic routes and prevent our enemies from using then against us.

 

[Sledog]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2012625630332846388

https://twitter.com/x/status/2012665181826842734

 

[UiagaleleiUgly]

Europe has thrown a bunch of troops into Greenland. The bluff has been called easily. Trump will be impeached and removed from office if he does anything. This dude is 7/8ths retarded. The other 1/8th is how he convinces the Tug, his base, to move off the couch and screech about how Greenland is ours.