Got season tickets, new stadium bag policy.... #PantsOnHeadStupid

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Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.

Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbass

Been doing this for years! Pocket stash that shit yo!

 

[NEsnake12]

Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.

Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbass

That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.

Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.

Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbass

That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.

Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers.

Our? fans sick big fat floppy donkey dick

HTH

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.

Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbass

That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.

Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers.

I literally walked in to the 2013 opener (FUCK YOU SVEN, FLAG ME!) with a full, unopened, 750 bottle of Macallan stuffed down my pants. Who the fuck needs the zone?!

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.

Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbass

That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.

Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers.

I literally walked in to the 2013 opener (FUCK YOU SVEN, FLAG ME!) with a full, unopened, 750 bottle of Macallan stuffed down my pants. Who the fuck needs the zone?!

Upvoted for accountability

 

[haie]

Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.

Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbass

That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.

Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers.

I literally walked in to the 2013 opener (FUCK YOU SVEN, FLAG ME!) with a full, unopened, 750 bottle of Macallan stuffed down my pants. Who the fuck needs the zone?!

Wannabe alpha-DaWg bros who think they look cool walking down to a shit beer venue with ginger sun burns and faded Lockner jerseys.

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.

Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbass

That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.

Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers.

It's easy Snake. Fans have had to be absolutely lit to pay to watch this team.

 

[ThomasFremont]

Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.

Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbass

That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.

Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers.

It's easy Snake. Fans have had to be absolutely lit to pay to watch this team.

Smart people get lit before the game. It isn't that hard.

And a couple $12 Bud Lights ain't gonna fix it if you fucked up the pregame.

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.

Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbass

That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.

Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers.

I literally walked in to the 2013 opener (FUCK YOU SVEN, FLAG ME!) with a full, unopened, 750 bottle of Macallan stuffed down my pants. Who the fuck needs the zone?!

Up voted for not having 12 hanging and the space for 750ML. #smallthingsmatter

 

[PurpleThrobber]

I'm surprised it took this long. Honestly all stadium's should do it.

I'm also shocked they still allow reentry into the game. In THIS environment it is not very safe.

The gays will be pissed that rear entry isn't allowed at HS.

Oh. Re-entry.

Never mind.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.

Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbass

That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.

Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers.

It's easy Snake. Fans have had to be absolutely lit to pay to watch this team.

Smart people get lit before the game. It isn't that hard.

And a couple $12 Bud Lights ain't gonna fix it if you fucked up the pregame.

Smart people watch at home and stay lit

 

[CaptainPJ]

This thread is a migraine-inducing fucking nightmare

Fuck you all.

Wake and bake. Slam whiskey and beers. Meet skanks. Act like a complete ass. Stumble to Stadium. Leave at half.

Repeat.

Meet more skanks. Snort off their asses. Have a great night you will never remember.

Water.Aspirin.left over antibiotics from last home game.sweats.cheetohs.

Simple formula - fuck Jen Cohen

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

This thread is a migraine-inducing fucking nightmare

Fuck you all.

Wake and bake. Slam whiskey and beers. Meet skanks. Act like a complete ass.

Repeat.

Meet more skanks. Snort off their asses. Have a great night you will never remember.

Water.Aspirin.left over antibiotics from last home game.sweats.cheetohs.

Simple formula - fuck Jen Cohen

Crisped

 

[CaptainPJ]

This thread is a migraine-inducing fucking nightmare

Fuck you all.

Wake and bake. Slam whiskey and beers. Meet skanks. Act like a complete ass.

Repeat.

Meet more skanks. Snort off their asses. Have a great night you will never remember.

Water.Aspirin.left over antibiotics from last home game.sweats.cheetohs.

Simple formula - fuck Jen Cohen

Crisped

Kay!

 

[TTJ]

Any parent should know better than to bring a diaper-age kid to a football game.

 

[HuskyJW]

I dropped a pint of Jager at the feet of a blue hair usher....even he laughed.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

I'm surprised it took this long. Honestly all stadium's should do it.

I'm also shocked they still allow reentry into the game. In THIS environment it is not very safe.

The gays will be pissed that rear entry isn't allowed at HS.

Oh. Re-entry.

Never mind.

 

[H_D]

This thread is a migraine-inducing fucking nightmare

Fuck you all.

Wake and bake. Slam whiskey and beers. Meet skanks. Act like a complete ass. Stumble to Stadium. Leave at half.

Repeat.

Meet more skanks. Snort off their asses. Have a great night you will never remember.

Water.Aspirin.left over antibiotics from last home game.sweats.cheetohs.

Simple formula - fuck Jen Cohen

Huh? You suck at crispening.

 

[RoadDawg55]

I guarantee that Postal was one of those guys who posted on dawgman that there was a new commit for the 2030 recruiting class on the day his son was born.

 

[RoadDawg55]

Fuck me, if I go to a game I'm going to have to find a new way to hide my booze.

Airplane bottles of alcohol in your pockets you dumbass

That's the fucking thing that boggles me most about the zone.

Why the fuck are our fans missing the game that they're paying to see to go buy a $9 shitty lite beer, when it's stupidly easy to walk in with a flask and 4 pocket beers.

Maybe because UW sucks at football and they can socialize easier and minimize the time spent watching bad football?