Geirean Hatchett, 5* 2020 OL, Ferndale, WA (COMMITTED)

[AlCzervik]

Kaleb got that first round $$$ now. Gator skin boots.

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I know you don’t know what you’re talking about but I’m pretty sure they’re ostrich, which is what classy cowboys wear

Look more like scales than quills to me my man. #GoPokes

Yeah who knows, his hat looks kinda aussie, either way it’s chinteresting

Yeah he's a real crocodile Dundee. Doesn't get any more country than Fife.

#EMFA @ballz.

Sincerely, Kaleb "I'm a first rounder and I can buy whatever skinned country boots I want" McGary

Sure he can. Nobody said he can't. He can be as country as he wants to. I just don't think of Washington as a "country" state so it amuses me when I see guys like McGary and Locker lay on the country shit extra thick. But that's fine. Everybody can have their own personal style.

It's clear you haven't been to large parts of Washington.

Also "country" or "urban" or whatever doesn't usually vary by state. Almost every state has country areas and country people. Most have urban areas and urban people.

You don't talk like someone who was been around the US much.

I've been to every part of the state of Washington. Yes, there are rural areas and agriculture and small towns and all that shit. Doesn't mean it's recognized by the majority of the country as a "country" state. It's not.

Did some research. It turns out that parts of Washington are “country” and parts are not. Who knew?

 

[rustysavage]

Kaleb got that first round $$$ now. Gator skin boots.

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I know you don’t know what you’re talking about but I’m pretty sure they’re ostrich, which is what classy cowboys wear

Look more like scales than quills to me my man. #GoPokes

Yeah who knows, his hat looks kinda aussie, either way it’s chinteresting

Yeah he's a real crocodile Dundee. Doesn't get any more country than Fife.

#EMFA @ballz.

Sincerely, Kaleb "I'm a first rounder and I can buy whatever skinned country boots I want" McGary

Sure he can. Nobody said he can't. He can be as country as he wants to. I just don't think of Washington as a "country" state so it amuses me when I see guys like McGary and Locker lay on the country shit extra thick. But that's fine. Everybody can have their own personal style.

It's clear you haven't been to large parts of Washington.

Also "country" or "urban" or whatever doesn't usually vary by state. Almost every state has country areas and country people. Most have urban areas and urban people.

You don't talk like someone who was been around the US much.

I've been to every part of the state of Washington. Yes, there are rural areas and agriculture and small towns and all that shit. Doesn't mean it's recognized by the majority of the country as a "country" state. It's not.

Did some research. It turns out that parts of Washington are “country” and parts are not. Who knew?

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Chincredible for Portland rejects. It's the other way around nowdays, only total assclowns and homeless reside in Portland city limits.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

20 new posts on Hatchett means he's committing right?

wrong...ballz and the aids.

Seriously. Fuck shit ballz. Get your fucking meds dialed back in. We had made such progress, now this... for the 10th time in the last week.

You’ve been on an aidz spree.

It's not me anymore. I've calmed down a lot in recent months. It's the board randomly starting arguments with me about dumb shit that was a joke to begin with and then blaming me for the aidz. Not cool. I'm sorry some people who identify as white country guys from Washington got triggered. But Washington ain't all that country. Get over it and don't blame me for your triggered meltdown.

It’s 110% your fault.

If it’s a joke but turns to then being defensive was it really a joke originally?

A decent amount of WA is redneck as fuck.

Get out of the basement.

HTH

 

[Ballz]

20 new posts on Hatchett means he's committing right?

wrong...ballz and the aids.

Seriously. Fuck shit ballz. Get your fucking meds dialed back in. We had made such progress, now this... for the 10th time in the last week.

You’ve been on an aidz spree.

It's not me anymore. I've calmed down a lot in recent months. It's the board randomly starting arguments with me about dumb shit that was a joke to begin with and then blaming me for the aidz. Not cool. I'm sorry some people who identify as white country guys from Washington got triggered. But Washington ain't all that country. Get over it and don't blame me for your triggered meltdown.

It’s 110% your fault.

If it’s a joke but turns to then being defensive was it really a joke originally?

A decent amount of WA is redneck as fuck.

Get out of the basement.

HTH

Alright man chill out. No big deal. There's rednecks everywhere. Sure whatever.

 

[Penace]

Well one thing is clear...roger isn't 6-7

 

[Miley_Cyrus]

Cuntry must be cuntry wide

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

How fucking ignorant are you exactly Ballz?

Fife is not country compared to real country.

https://www.seattletimes.com/sports...rtache-for-family-of-uw-lineman-kaleb-mcgary/

Everybody knows his story? What does this have to do with anything?

How does Kaleb growing up on a farm in Southern Washington that his family lost when he was in high school have to do with Kaleb not being real country because, Fife?

Huh?

Lol read the edited version above and eat a fucking dick pussy.

What's a fucking dick pussy?

Kaleb got that first round $$$ now. Gator skin boots.

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I know you don’t know what you’re talking about but I’m pretty sure they’re ostrich, which is what classy cowboys wear

Look more like scales than quills to me my man. #GoPokes

Yeah who knows, his hat looks kinda aussie, either way it’s chinteresting

Yeah he's a real crocodile Dundee. Doesn't get any more country than Fife.

#EMFA @ballz.

Sincerely, Kaleb "I'm a first rounder and I can buy whatever skinned country boots I want" McGary

Sure he can. Nobody said he can't. He can be as country as he wants to. I just don't think of Washington as a "country" state so it amuses me when I see guys like McGary and Locker lay on the country shit extra thick. But that's fine. Everybody can have their own personal style.

It's clear you haven't been to large parts of Washington.

Also "country" or "urban" or whatever doesn't usually vary by state. Almost every state has country areas and country people. Most have urban areas and urban people.

You don't talk like someone who was been around the US much.

I've been to every part of the state of Washington. Yes, there are rural areas and agriculture and small towns and all that shit. Doesn't mean it's recognized by the majority of the country as a "country" state. It's not.

Did some research. It turns out that parts of Washington are “country” and parts are not. Who knew?

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Spot on for central and eastern Wa. I'm not gay enough yet to converse on the west side of the map.

 

[Peterman]

Well one thing is clear...roger isn't 6-7

yet

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

Kaleb got that first round $$$ now. Gator skin boots.

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I know you don’t know what you’re talking about but I’m pretty sure they’re ostrich, which is what classy cowboys wear

Look more like scales than quills to me my man. #GoPokes

Yeah who knows, his hat looks kinda aussie, either way it’s chinteresting

Yeah he's a real crocodile Dundee. Doesn't get any more country than Fife.

#EMFA @ballz.

Sincerely, Kaleb "I'm a first rounder and I can buy whatever skinned country boots I want" McGary

Sure he can. Nobody said he can't. He can be as country as he wants to. I just don't think of Washington as a "country" state so it amuses me when I see guys like McGary and Locker lay on the country shit extra thick. But that's fine. Everybody can have their own personal style.

It's clear you haven't been to large parts of Washington.

Also "country" or "urban" or whatever doesn't usually vary by state. Almost every state has country areas and country people. Most have urban areas and urban people.

You don't talk like someone who was been around the US much.

I've been to every part of the state of Washington. Yes, there are rural areas and agriculture and small towns and all that shit. Doesn't mean it's recognized by the majority of the country as a "country" state. It's not.

Did some research. It turns out that parts of Washington are “country” and parts are not. Who knew?

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How is the Eastside rated below Seattle?

How are Whidbey and Shelton rated above Port Townsend?

All four national parks are fucking orange???

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

20 new posts on Hatchett means he's committing right?

wrong...ballz and the aids.

Seriously. Fuck shit ballz. Get your fucking meds dialed back in. We had made such progress, now this... for the 10th time in the last week.

You’ve been on an aidz spree.

It's not me anymore. I've calmed down a lot in recent months. It's the board randomly starting arguments with me about dumb shit that was a joke to begin with and then blaming me for the aidz. Not cool. I'm sorry some people who identify as white country guys from Washington got triggered. But Washington ain't all that country. Get over it and don't blame me for your triggered meltdown.

It’s 110% your fault.

If it’s a joke but turns to then being defensive was it really a joke originally?

A decent amount of WA is redneck as fuck.

Get out of the basement.

HTH

Alright man chill out. No big deal. There's rednecks everywhere. Sure whatever.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t thank you for “fucking dick pussy.” I hope that lives in HCH lore forever.

 

[dnc]

Kaleb got that first round $$$ now. Gator skin boots.

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I know you don’t know what you’re talking about but I’m pretty sure they’re ostrich, which is what classy cowboys wear

Look more like scales than quills to me my man. #GoPokes

Yeah who knows, his hat looks kinda aussie, either way it’s chinteresting

Yeah he's a real crocodile Dundee. Doesn't get any more country than Fife.

#EMFA @ballz.

Sincerely, Kaleb "I'm a first rounder and I can buy whatever skinned country boots I want" McGary

Sure he can. Nobody said he can't. He can be as country as he wants to. I just don't think of Washington as a "country" state so it amuses me when I see guys like McGary and Locker lay on the country shit extra thick. But that's fine. Everybody can have their own personal style.

It's clear you haven't been to large parts of Washington.

Also "country" or "urban" or whatever doesn't usually vary by state. Almost every state has country areas and country people. Most have urban areas and urban people.

You don't talk like someone who was been around the US much.

I've been to every part of the state of Washington. Yes, there are rural areas and agriculture and small towns and all that shit. Doesn't mean it's recognized by the majority of the country as a "country" state. It's not.

Did some research. It turns out that parts of Washington are “country” and parts are not. Who knew?

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How is the Eastside rated below Seattle?

How are Whidbey and Shelton rated above Port Townsend?

All four national parks are fucking orange???

There’s four now? Rainier, Olympic, North Cascades and what? And pretty sure Rainier is yellow orange on that map.

 

[huskyhooligan]

Kaleb got that first round $$$ now. Gator skin boots.

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I know you don’t know what you’re talking about but I’m pretty sure they’re ostrich, which is what classy cowboys wear

Look more like scales than quills to me my man. #GoPokes

Yeah who knows, his hat looks kinda aussie, either way it’s chinteresting

Yeah he's a real crocodile Dundee. Doesn't get any more country than Fife.

#EMFA @ballz.

Sincerely, Kaleb "I'm a first rounder and I can buy whatever skinned country boots I want" McGary

Sure he can. Nobody said he can't. He can be as country as he wants to. I just don't think of Washington as a "country" state so it amuses me when I see guys like McGary and Locker lay on the country shit extra thick. But that's fine. Everybody can have their own personal style.

It's clear you haven't been to large parts of Washington.

Also "country" or "urban" or whatever doesn't usually vary by state. Almost every state has country areas and country people. Most have urban areas and urban people.

You don't talk like someone who was been around the US much.

I've been to every part of the state of Washington. Yes, there are rural areas and agriculture and small towns and all that shit. Doesn't mean it's recognized by the majority of the country as a "country" state. It's not.

Did some research. It turns out that parts of Washington are “country” and parts are not. Who knew?

View attachment 21138

How is the Eastside rated below Seattle?

How are Whidbey and Shelton rated above Port Townsend?

All four national parks are fucking orange???

There’s four now? Rainier, Olympic, North Cascades and what? And pretty sure Rainier is yellow orange on that map.

Klondike Gold Rush Park In Pioneer Square

I know, a stretch.

St. Helens is a national monument or something to that effect.

 

[LaMichael_Corleone]

Just a few pictures from last month for anyone who is getting concerned while we wait for word from Geirean. Credit @2five3fouronthehop for the idea.

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These pictures are much too beautiful to ever be ruined by AIDS. I may quote this or post these pictures every time there is an AIDS outbreak.

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

Kaleb got that first round $$$ now. Gator skin boots.

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I know you don’t know what you’re talking about but I’m pretty sure they’re ostrich, which is what classy cowboys wear

Look more like scales than quills to me my man. #GoPokes

Yeah who knows, his hat looks kinda aussie, either way it’s chinteresting

Yeah he's a real crocodile Dundee. Doesn't get any more country than Fife.

#EMFA @ballz.

Sincerely, Kaleb "I'm a first rounder and I can buy whatever skinned country boots I want" McGary

Sure he can. Nobody said he can't. He can be as country as he wants to. I just don't think of Washington as a "country" state so it amuses me when I see guys like McGary and Locker lay on the country shit extra thick. But that's fine. Everybody can have their own personal style.

It's clear you haven't been to large parts of Washington.

Also "country" or "urban" or whatever doesn't usually vary by state. Almost every state has country areas and country people. Most have urban areas and urban people.

You don't talk like someone who was been around the US much.

I've been to every part of the state of Washington. Yes, there are rural areas and agriculture and small towns and all that shit. Doesn't mean it's recognized by the majority of the country as a "country" state. It's not.

Did some research. It turns out that parts of Washington are “country” and parts are not. Who knew?

View attachment 21138

How is the Eastside rated below Seattle?

How are Whidbey and Shelton rated above Port Townsend?

All four national parks are fucking orange???

There’s four now? Rainier, Olympic, North Cascades and what? And pretty sure Rainier is yellow orange on that map.

Klondike Gold Rush Park In Pioneer Square

I know, a stretch.

St. Helens is a national monument or something to that effect.

True, Helens is a National Monument, not a National Park.

 

[Dawg_Stan1]

Kaleb got that first round $$$ now. Gator skin boots.

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I know you don’t know what you’re talking about but I’m pretty sure they’re ostrich, which is what classy cowboys wear

Look more like scales than quills to me my man. #GoPokes

Yeah who knows, his hat looks kinda aussie, either way it’s chinteresting

Yeah he's a real crocodile Dundee. Doesn't get any more country than Fife.

#EMFA @ballz.

Sincerely, Kaleb "I'm a first rounder and I can buy whatever skinned country boots I want" McGary

Sure he can. Nobody said he can't. He can be as country as he wants to. I just don't think of Washington as a "country" state so it amuses me when I see guys like McGary and Locker lay on the country shit extra thick. But that's fine. Everybody can have their own personal style.

Nice shifting of the goalposts from Fife to Washington as a whole.

Just admit you didn't know or forgot that Kaleb is a real country kid and was only in Fife due to tragic family circumstances.

South Western Washington is not country country. Little bit country, sure.

Obviously you have never been to Yacolt (where Kaleb grew up outside BG). If you had you would not say such things.

(Let’s get real though, you probably would because you are not capable of admitting you might be wrong)

 

[Swaye]

YBFEE I've been laffing hysterically for 5 minutes

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Kaleb got that first round $$$ now. Gator skin boots.

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I know you don’t know what you’re talking about but I’m pretty sure they’re ostrich, which is what classy cowboys wear

Look more like scales than quills to me my man. #GoPokes

Yeah who knows, his hat looks kinda aussie, either way it’s chinteresting

Yeah he's a real crocodile Dundee. Doesn't get any more country than Fife.

#EMFA @ballz.

Sincerely, Kaleb "I'm a first rounder and I can buy whatever skinned country boots I want" McGary

Sure he can. Nobody said he can't. He can be as country as he wants to. I just don't think of Washington as a "country" state so it amuses me when I see guys like McGary and Locker lay on the country shit extra thick. But that's fine. Everybody can have their own personal style.

It's clear you haven't been to large parts of Washington.

Also "country" or "urban" or whatever doesn't usually vary by state. Almost every state has country areas and country people. Most have urban areas and urban people.

You don't talk like someone who was been around the US much.

I've been to every part of the state of Washington. Yes, there are rural areas and agriculture and small towns and all that shit. Doesn't mean it's recognized by the majority of the country as a "country" state. It's not.

Did some research. It turns out that parts of Washington are “country” and parts are not. Who knew?

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The encroaching Mexicans text should be enlarged and push out the white trash. Was just in Yakima a few weekends ago. What a shithole.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

We're all a little bit country.

I’m a little bit rock and roll

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

It just hit me that Gaard Memmelaar looks like a giant young Bam Margera.

 

[DodgyBloke]

Film nerds is his film better or the same as Marvin halls?