Garret Rand (2016, DT, Arizona)

[BayDawg]

If we are going to bash chubby porn, Im outta here.

#Facesittin.com

 

[HeretoBeatmyChest]

Kid looks like he's 25. Would be a great pickup no matter whatever bizarre comments DDY gives.

 

[HuskyInAZ]

I like what he does with his hair.

No surprise there.

 

[MrsPetersen]

He's going to ASU anyway, no sense getting bent out of shape over a fat white kid.

 

[CuntWaffle]

DDY hates every player. I picked this up quickly, some of you are really fucking slow.

 

[dnc]

DDY hates every white player. I picked this up quickly, some of you are really fucking slow.

 

[HuskyJW]

I like all of these kids, but... can it be possible that a white kid from Arizona named Garret Rand will be a good DT? It just doesn't seem plausible.

If you asked me what I thought a fat white kid from AZ named Garret Rand was likely to be doing with his life I would say he's probably playing Call of Duty, beating off to chubby porn and working at Enterprise Rent-a-Car. Just saying.

I know you are being sarcastic but if you are a football player and graduate from college you are automatically in the Enterprise Management Program.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

On a serious note, Rand is a DDY 3. The dude is an absolute beast and getting him (or any of these Zona kids: Lucas, Harry, Murphy) would be huge.

 

[HeretoBeatmyChest]

I like all of these kids, but... can it be possible that a white kid from Arizona named Garret Rand will be a good DT? It just doesn't seem plausible.

If you asked me what I thought a fat white kid from AZ named Garret Rand was likely to be doing with his life I would say he's probably playing Call of Duty, beating off to chubby porn and working at Enterprise Rent-a-Car. Just saying.

I know you are being sarcastic but if you are a football player and graduate from college you are automatically in the Enterprise Management Program.

Jabari Issa rented me a car a few times a few years ago. He was the branch manager.

 

[BallSacked]

DDY loves carbs. I picked this up quickly, some of you are really fucking slow.

 

[dnc]

DDY has crabs. I picked them up quickly, some of you are really fucking slow.

 

[doogville]

I like all of these kids, but... can it be possible that a white kid from Arizona named Garret Rand will be a good DT? It just doesn't seem plausible.

If you asked me what I thought a fat white kid from AZ named Garret Rand was likely to be doing with his life I would say he's probably playing Call of Duty, beating off to chubby porn and working at Enterprise Rent-a-Car. Just saying.

I know you are being sarcastic but if you are a football player and graduate from college you are automatically in the Enterprise Management Program.

Jabari Issa rented me a car a few times a few years ago. He was the branch manager.

He's not living off of royalties from the dawgman radio show intro?

 

[MrsPetersen]

I know you are being sarcastic but if you are a football player and graduate from college you are automatically in the Enterprise Management Program.

Husky Legend Morgan Rosborough must not have gotten the memo, he has been working at an AT&T Store for quite awhile....