game predictions?

Oregon 24 - UW Defense 8 (1 safety & 1 TD), UW Offense 4 (1 FG & 1 PA)

I still don't think our O can play against an average to above Pas 1C D.

Our D is baller, but its still Oregon.
 
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I think your offense really blows

Oregon - 44
Warshington - 13

The quooking is strong this week. You will say your score is a joke, but I don't buy it. You are as big of Quook as OBK or PDX. The only difference is you aren't also retarded. Keep letting it play out with Helfrich. You lost to Arizona and needed a bullshit non call on a PI to put WSU away. I laughed last week because I knew the UCLA win would give Quooks a false sense of security that everything is okay.

34-24 Ducks.
 
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I think your offense really blows

Oregon - 44
Warshington - 13

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The only way I see UW winning this game is sort of like how Stanford beat Oregon a few years ago.
Try and play ball control with solid defense, and hope you get lucky (like Stanford did with that ertz TD and a couple missed FG's by Oregon). They won that game 17-14 in OT I believe.
I do think the husky defense will keep it close for most of the game, but in the end it is really tough to pick against Mariotta
Oregon 30-21

Oh yeah I remember that fake touchdown that really wasn't a touchdown. In other words, you're saying the only way you'll beat Oregon is if the refs screw Oregon over. That's probably your best strategy. With HelfrichFS at the helm and the lack of discipline, it wouldn't really be surprising if Oregon danced and bowed what should have been a victory away because the faggot refs don't like any semblance of celebration or having a bit of fun after a big play.

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you mad, bro?
 
Just for the record, none of you assholes are calling a win for UW on Saturday, right?
I'll call it.

UW 31
Oregon 20

Budda with the pick 6

This. All of this Quookery over the 20th Anniversary combined with Helfbo on the Oregon sideline means a Washington victory.

It doesn't make any sense, but it's The Script.
 
Just for the record, none of you assholes are calling a win for UW on Saturday, right?

I'm thinking about it asshole. Just keep pushing and you'll see.
 
It's not just the script. Oregon isn't that good this year. It's a simple fact. Use injury and other excuses all you want, but good teams don't lose to Arizona at home and sweat it out against WSU.

I'm sure Fisher is a good tackle, but UCLA hasn't generated a pass rush all season. That needs to be factored in before proclaiming the OL is fine. If Arizona and WSU can get pressure, UW with Kikaha and Shelton should too. I want to predict a win for UW, but I'm trigger shy because of Mariota and our offense in a hostile road game.
 
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Just for the record, none of you assholes are calling a win for UW on Saturday, right?
I'll call it.

UW 31
Oregon 20

Budda with the pick 6
Buddha Baker's gonna score! Buddha Baker's gonna score!
It does feel lopsided on paper, but the script is talking to me.
Or it's probably just dooging
 
It's not just the script. Oregon isn't that good this year. It's a simple fact. Use injury and other excuses all you want, but good teams don't lose to Arizona at home and sweat it out against WSU.

I'm sure Fisher is a good tackle, but UCLA hasn't generated a pass rush all season. If Arizona and WSU can get pressure, UW with Kikaha and Shelton should too. I want to predict a win for UW, but I'm trigger shy because of Mariota and our offense in a hostile road game.

No O line. HTH. Also, Helfrich.
 
Just for the record, none of you assholes are calling a win for UW on Saturday, right?
I'll call it.

UW 31
Oregon 20

Budda with the pick 6

This. All of this Quookery over the 20th Anniversary combined with Helfbo on the Oregon sideline means a Washington victory.

It doesn't make any sense, but it's The Script.

There was also a script for the Utah/UCLA game. How did that turn out again?
 
Just for the record, none of you assholes are calling a win for UW on Saturday, right?
I'll call it.

UW 31
Oregon 20

Budda with the pick 6

This. All of this Quookery over the 20th Anniversary combined with Helfbo on the Oregon sideline means a Washington victory.

It doesn't make any sense, but it's The Script.

There was also a script for the Utah/UCLA game. How did that turn out again?

81% of the time, The Script works every time.
 
It's not just the script. Washington isn't that good this year. It's a simple fact. Use injury and other excuses all you want, but good teams don't struggle withh 1-AA teams and trail Georgia fucking State at the half.

I'm sure Fisher is a good tackle, but UCLA hasn't generated a pass rush all season. That needs to be factored in before proclaiming the OL is fine. If Arizona and WSU can get pressure, UW with Kikaha and Shelton should too. I want to predict a win for UW, but I'm trigger shy because of Mariota and our offense in a hostile road game.

We haven't completed our free-fall yet, and your rebuilding is ongoing. Your offense is possibly even more of a dumpster fire than our defense. I think Pete will get you there, and he will beat Oregon, but if he does it in 2014, it will be an upset of fantastic proportions.

 
It's not just the script. Washington isn't that good this year. It's a simple fact. Use injury and other excuses all you want, but good teams don't struggle withh 1-AA teams and trail Georgia fucking State at the half.

I'm sure Fisher is a good tackle, but UCLA hasn't generated a pass rush all season. That needs to be factored in before proclaiming the OL is fine. If Arizona and WSU can get pressure, UW with Kikaha and Shelton should too. I want to predict a win for UW, but I'm trigger shy because of Mariota and our offense in a hostile road game.

We haven't completed our free-fall yet, and your rebuilding is ongoing. Your offense is possibly even more of a dumpster fire than our defense. I think Pete will get you there, and he will beat Oregon, but if he does it in 2014, it will be an upset of fantastic proportions.

Technically a duckade lasts 15 years.
 
Our offense is fucking terrible and if we can't stay on the field (which we can't), our defense is going to tire and end up bleeding out the anus. It could get really ugly.

I think 45-6 is likely. Miley is a tard and if they blitz at all, we're done. I wonder if they'll be able to figure out Cyler's only reaction to blitzes is panic... hmmmm.

Still, you never know. If we played this game a hundred times, I think we win at least 1 or 2 of them.
 
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