Game of Thrones season 8 mega thread

Was it me or did Arya look unenthused about just getting some D for the first time? Gendry was asleep after blasting Arya's insides with his hot cookies so he probably thogh he laid it down well. But Arya had a look on her face "that's it"
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Rookie move. She should have forced Gendry to dine at the Y before jumping on his three wood. Dude was only going to last 7.3 seconds.

 
The episode felt like a giant goodbye to lots of characters. Which do you think will die? Here are my random guesses.

Theon: 95% chance of dying. Perfect conclusion to die defending the people and Castle he betrayed.
Jorah: 80%. Hope he does Sam’s sword proud before he falls.
Pod: 66%. Him or Brienne.
Sansa: 10%. Unfinished political stuff.
Danaerys: 40%. Would be a shock in a show famous for them.
Tyrion: 55%. He’s not staying in the Crypts. Heroic death?
Tormund: 60%. Hope not.
Davos: 70% At last he proves himself a fighter but dies?
Brienne of Tarth: 33%. Her or Pod. Hope not because I want her with Jaime badly lol.
Sam: 70%, maybe defending Gilly?
Jon: 40%. See Danaerys.
Jaime: 70%. Full redemption.
The Hound: 85% Wouldn’t surprise.
Arya: 50% Someone big will die for sure.
Gilly: 15% Fate interchangeable with little Sam
Little Sam: 15%
Beric Dondarrion: 95%. Goes out gloriously with his flaming sword.
Gendry: 50%. Either him and Arya both love or die.
Lord Royce (older guy who commands Knights of the Vale and bodyguards Sansa): 80%, hero of Battle of Bastards likely dies.
Lady Mormont: 0%.
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Greyworm: 60% I guess?
Missandei: 30%.
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I think this is pretty accurate however Grey Worm, Lady Brienne, Pod, Tormund, Ser Jorah, Davos, Gendry, and Theon I think are all basically 100 percent dead next episode.

I think the Hound still has Clegane Bowl to look forward too.

Wouldn’t surprise me if one of the major major characters dies as well, with Arya and Tyrion the most likely. Arya is 100 percent gonna try to murc the Night King or Ice Dragon with her new dragon glass spear and I could see it not working out super well for her.

Also who knows if the Night King is even there or if he is flying south to fuck up somewhere else.
 
Thinking about it more, I feel like the Hound is the only side character who can’t die next episode.

He has unfinished business with zombie Mountain
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The witch's prophesy says that Cersei will be killed by a little brother, but she didn't say which one or whether they'd be wights when they did it
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Dude do you even Feast for Crows

"And when your tears have drowned you, the Valonqar shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat[/b] and choke the life from you."
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Cersei as a white walker? possible?
 
The episode felt like a giant goodbye to lots of characters. Which do you think will die? Here are my random guesses.

Theon: 95% chance of dying. Perfect conclusion to die defending the people and Castle he betrayed.
Jorah: 80%. Hope he does Sam’s sword proud before he falls.
Pod: 66%. Him or Brienne.
Sansa: 10%. Unfinished political stuff.
Danaerys: 40%. Would be a shock in a show famous for them.
Tyrion: 55%. He’s not staying in the Crypts. Heroic death?
Tormund: 60%. Hope not.
Davos: 70% At last he proves himself a fighter but dies?
Brienne of Tarth: 33%. Her or Pod. Hope not because I want her with Jaime badly lol.
Sam: 70%, maybe defending Gilly?
Jon: 40%. See Danaerys.
Jaime: 70%. Full redemption.
The Hound: 85% Wouldn’t surprise.
Arya: 50% Someone big will die for sure.
Gilly: 15% Fate interchangeable with little Sam
Little Sam: 15%
Beric Dondarrion: 95%. Goes out gloriously with his flaming sword.
Gendry: 50%. Either him and Arya both love or die.
Lord Royce (older guy who commands Knights of the Vale and bodyguards Sansa): 80%, hero of Battle of Bastards likely dies.
Lady Mormont: 0%.
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Greyworm: 60% I guess?
Missandei: 30%.
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I think this is pretty accurate however Grey Worm, Lady Brienne, Pod, Tormund, Ser Jorah, Davos, Gendry, and Theon I think are all basically 100 percent dead next episode.

I think the Hound still has Clegane Bowl to look forward too.

Wouldn’t surprise me if one of the major major characters dies as well, with Arya and Tyrion the most likely. Arya is 100 percent gonna try to murc the Night King or Ice Dragon with her new dragon glass spear and I could see it not working out super well for her.

Also who knows if the Night King is even there or if he is flying south to fuck up somewhere else.
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Says his two loves are literary fantasy and football. Maybe I'll get reincarnated as GRRM some day.
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He’s a New York Giants fan.

Wun Wun the Giant was named after Phil Simms, who wore #11 for the NYG
 
The way Brienne had that big happy smile made me think no way she survives. They don’t really do Bob Kraft style happy endings on GOT.
 
The way Brienne had that big happy smile made me think no way she survives. They don’t really do Bob Kraft style happy endings on GOT.
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I could see her watching Pod die, get distracted and then get cut down. She then dies in Jamie’s arms.
 
The way Brienne had that big happy smile made me think no way she survives. They don’t really do Bob Kraft style happy endings on GOT.
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I could see her watching Pod die, get distracted and then get cut down. She then dies in Jamie’s arms.
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You're such a romantic
 
GRRM is a fat loser piece of shit. No way he finishes these books. He doesn't even care anymore. He just goes to Comic Cons and then goes home and rolls around in buckets of KFC and money. Rich Fat Fucker.

He could have been remembered like Tolkien. Instead he will be remembered as the guy who almost wrote the best fantasy world ever but got fat and lazy instead.
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Was it me or did Arya look unenthused about just getting some D for the first time? Gendry was asleep after blasting Arya's insides with his hot cookies so he probably thogh he laid it down well. But Arya had a look on her face "that's it"
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Gendry may have the body but Pod has the dick that don’t quit. Ask the whores.
 
Was it me or did Arya look unenthused about just getting some D for the first time? Gendry was asleep after blasting Arya's insides with his hot cookies so he probably thogh he laid it down well. But Arya had a look on her face "that's it"
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Gendry may have the body but Pod has the dick that don’t quit. Ask the whores.
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Bronn knows
 
Super late entry but last episode was the best one in ages. Makes Season 7 piss me off even more. Load of dreck. It's like someone remembered character development and storytelling.

I am so fucking pumped for this battle.

Also a bit surprised none of you dumb donkeys see the Night King winning it all. Okay, not likely, but i can dream.

Also, I like the "Dany (she is really fucking annoying to me and I basically hate her) shivs Jon because he went all noble Jon and spilled the beans but then Sansa fucks her up or just outlives her and somehow kicks Cersei's ass (that chick fight would give me a boner for weeks) and runs the whole fucking show with Winterfell as they new seat of power for the realm" angle.

Oh yeah, Theon is absolutely dead this episode, and Brienne as well. Cook it.

Bronn cannot be killed by conventional methods and will live forever. If Tyrion dies I will throw my TV out the window and shoot something.
 
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Wore my "I Drink and I Know Things" tank top while trimming the hedges in the front yard this afternoon

Will be wearing my "I Am The God of Tits and Wine" shirt tonight
 
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