Gaard "The Dutch Viking" Memmelaar, 4* 2020 OL, Middleton (HS), ID (COMMITTED)

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.

Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.

Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?

It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey.

Norwegians aren’t white HTH.

Bruh I'm borderline translucent over here.

I love Norwegians.

 

[FireCohen]

Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.

Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.

Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?

It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey.

Norwegians aren’t white HTH.

Bruh I'm borderline translucent over here.

I love Norwegians.

Who the fuck are you????

 

[Meek]

Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.

Already rushed to tweet him how great umlauts are!

he's not on Twitter!

 

[UDubHusky23]

wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

 

[dnc]

wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

You new here?

 

[dnc]

Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.

Already rushed to tweet him how great umlauts are!

he's not on Twitter!

ThatsTheJoke.jpg

 

[UDubHusky23]

wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

You new here?

my bad.... thought there was some sense of order

 

[dnc]

wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

You new here?

my bad.... thought there was some sense of order

They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).

Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.

 

[FireCohen]

wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

You new here?

my bad.... thought there was some sense of order

They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).

Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.[/b]

They actually watch the tape, so tend to trust their judgment

 

[dnc]

wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

You new here?

my bad.... thought there was some sense of order

They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).

Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.[/b]

They actually watch the tape, so tend to trust their judgment

"Actually watch the tape" is overrated as hell. It's how you get idiots like Andy Benoit ranking Russell Wilson the 15th best QB in the NFL. "Well I actually watch the tape, durrrrrr."

Watching the tape doesn't mean shit if you don't know a) what to watch for b) how to regulate your own inherent biases and c) how to account for what the tape doesn't show.

Coker and DDY are great because they're incredible at a and good at b and c. Not because they "actually watch the tape". Any moron can actually watch the tape.

 

[DoogCourics]

wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

You new here?

my bad.... thought there was some sense of order

They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).

Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.[/b]

They actually watch the tape, so tend to trust their judgment

"Actually watch the tape" is overrated as hell. It's how you get idiots like Andy Benoit ranking Russell Wilson the 15th best QB in the NFL. "Well I actually watch the tape, durrrrrr."

Watching the tape doesn't mean shit if you don't know a) what to watch for b) how to regulate your own inherent biases and c) how to account for what the tape doesn't show.

Coker and DDY are great because they're incredible at a and good at b and c. Not because they "actually watch the tape". Any moron can actually watch the tape.[/b]

FREE PUB!

 

[LeachNeedsMoreTim]

Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.

Already rushed to tweet him how great umlauts are!

he's not on Twitter!

https://twitter.com/Coach_Leach/sta...-a-branding-problem-what-does-this-qualify-as

 

[NorwegianHusky]

wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

You new here?

my bad.... thought there was some sense of order

They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).

Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.[/b]

They actually watch the tape, so tend to trust their judgment

"Actually watch the tape" is overrated as hell. It's how you get idiots like Andy Benoit ranking Russell Wilson the 15th best QB in the NFL. "Well I actually watch the tape, durrrrrr."

Watching the tape doesn't mean shit if you don't know a) what to watch for b) how to regulate your own inherent biases and c) how to account for what the tape doesn't show.

Coker and DDY are great because they're incredible at a and good at b and c. Not because they "actually watch the tape". Any moron can actually watch the tape.

I stopped trusting Andy Benoit's opinions as soon as I found out he doesn't even know how to pronounce his own fucking name correctly. Benoit is cleary pronounced Ben Wa (balls).

I hope that at the very least it's like an Alfonzo Dennard / Darqueze Dennard situation where the family is feuding over the pronunciation. That way at least half the family is pronouncing it right.

As for your "any moron can actually watch the tape" comment, I appreciate the shoutout.

 

[FireCohen]

wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

You new here?

my bad.... thought there was some sense of order

They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).

Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.[/b]

They actually evaluate the tape, so tend to trust their judgment

Happy @dnc ?

 

[dnc]

wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

You new here?

my bad.... thought there was some sense of order

They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).

Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.[/b]

They actually evaluate the tape, so tend to trust their judgment

Happy @dnc ?

I would say "they evaluate the tape very well so I tend to trust their judgement".

 

[YellowSnow]

We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying,
Valhalla, I am coming!

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Hypocrite.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

You new here?

my bad.... thought there was some sense of order

They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).

Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.[/b]

They actually evaluate the tape, so tend to trust their judgment

Happy @dnc ?

I would say "they evaluate the tape very well so I tend to trust their judgement".

You are amazing. So smart and incredible.

 

[dnc]

wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol

You new here?

my bad.... thought there was some sense of order

They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).

Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.[/b]

They actually evaluate the tape, so tend to trust their judgment

Happy @dnc ?

I would say "they evaluate the tape very well so I tend to trust their judgement".

You are amazing. So smart and incredible.

 

[DoogCourics]

Those are huge human beings.

Do we? know if he has little brothers? That is some good stock.

 

[AIRWOLF]

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Those are huge human beings.

Do we? know if he has little brothers? That is some good stock.

His dad looks like he is related to Magnus ver Magnusson