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[BlastDoor]

I have never seen so many "insiders" on a board before. Interesting.

About four people actually know something around here, and one of them is an imaginary horse I only see when stoned. Everyone else is full of shit.

and somehow the horse is the one who knows most. wow. this speaks volumes about the content of this board.

 

[dnc]

I have never seen so many "insiders" on a board before. Interesting.

If by insiders you mean dudes who never leave the inside of their two dads’ basement, then you have this place dialed in.

 

[dnc]

I have never seen so many "insiders" on a board before. Interesting.

About four people actually know something around here, and one of them is an imaginary horse I only see when stoned.[/b] Everyone else is full of shit.

So only 81% if the time

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

I have never seen so many "insiders" on a board before. Interesting.

About four people actually know something around here, and one of them is an imaginary horse I only see when stoned. Everyone else is full of shit.

and somehow the horse is the one who knows most. wow. this speaks volumes about the content of this board.

Gotta pay your $10.95 if you want high quality recruiting info.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

I don’t understand why the staff does not offer Merlin, he a step down from Solomon but still great prospect

Not exactly a staff full of homeyz

Fast Strategy Hispanics don't exist at UW.

Great first poast.

I think Robertson just looks hispanic, but is actually Poly. Ultimately, it's basically the same thing, so yeah.

Second, I'm still in assessment mode about who and what we are doing for this cycle.

I think our priorities are...

1. DJ - we are up against Oregon. Oregon is the Miami of the West Coast.
2. Martin - He's visiting Oregon before he 'visits' us. If we can get him on the visit that will be the key.
3. Irvin - I don't think USC has room and I think we can beat ND for him. Harris should help.
4. Tuliaupupu - No fucking shot in the world.
5. Tuli and everyone else - no fucking shot in the world.

I think Skinny is coming, but the fact that UGA won may throw it back into play[/b]. I don't really know... I just think when you finish second for a recruit, a lot of times you're friend-zoned for life.

If Fromm plays well against Bama and UGA wins a natty, then there's no way in hell Eason ever wins that starting job back.

He’s never winning the job back regardless. The sell for UGA is, stay here and you’re one snap away from quarterbacking a national champion, while you’re not even guaranteed number two on the depth at Washington.

I still think he’s coming here, but some of that may depend on how badly UGA wants to fight for him.

I think Georgia brought in another 5* QB in the next class.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

On Merlin - he's Samoan. He has a Samoan flag next to his name on twitter and constantly references Samoan stuff.

Also, 'Asians' 'Polynesians' and 'Native Americans' are likely to share a lot of phenotypic characteristics (that was kind of my point)... so with normal gene mixing over long periods of time it might be hard to tell one lineage from another from just looking.

But fuck if he doesn't look straight out Kid Frost's La Raza video.
https://twitter.com/_merlin_2?lang=en

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

He's got a lot of Southern Cali Hispanic style...which makes sense in Gardena I guess. I actually feel better about our odds with him now that I know he's Samoan(or part thereof). We definitely have a better draw for that. #polystrawng

Damned if he doesn't look just like one of my friend's tio's though and he's still in highschool.

 

[dnc]

I'd bet money he's part Mexican or some other Latin nation.

 

[AIRWOLF]

I don’t understand why the staff does not offer Merlin, he a step down from Solomon but still great prospect

Not exactly a staff full of homeyz

Fast Strategy Hispanics don't exist at UW.

I think Robertson just looks Hispanic, but is actually Poly. Ultimately, it's basically the same thing, so yeah.

What makes you think he is Poly? He's maybe mixed but from Gardena and goes to Serra? Homie is definitely Hispanic and probably identifies as such even if mixed. Also, his name is super hispanic. If he was from Norwalk/Hawaiian Gardens it might be different.

~~Southern California Hispanic Superiority guy

Also, there are no good taquerias in Seattle. The only draw I can think of for this kid is playing for a championship caliber team and since all his first options seem to have cooled on him we are his best shot at that.

He goes to Serra, but that doesn't mean he is from Gardena. Think he is from Carson.

Not to judge a book by its cover, but a Samoan from Carson who looks gang affiliated might very well be. There are Polynesian sets of Bloods and Crips throughout the South Bay Cities of LA.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Also: we aren't recruiting him.

Sad, but true.

I love him as a prospect... but I don't think we're interested. Numbers too tight.

 

[Meek]

I don’t understand why the staff does not offer Merlin, he a step down from Solomon but still great prospect

Not exactly a staff full of homeyz

Fast Strategy Hispanics don't exist at UW.

I think Robertson just looks Hispanic, but is actually Poly. Ultimately, it's basically the same thing, so yeah.

What makes you think he is Poly? He's maybe mixed but from Gardena and goes to Serra? Homie is definitely Hispanic and probably identifies as such even if mixed. Also, his name is super hispanic. If he was from Norwalk/Hawaiian Gardens it might be different.

~~Southern California Hispanic Superiority guy

Also, there are no good taquerias in Seattle. The only draw I can think of for this kid is playing for a championship caliber team and since all his first options seem to have cooled on him we are his best shot at that.

He goes to Serra, but that doesn't mean he is from Gardena. Think he is from Carson.

Not to judge a book by its cover, but a Samoan from Carson who looks gang affiliated might very well be. There are Polynesian sets of Bloods and Crips throughout the South Bay Cities of LA.

*Gardeña

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

If he's from Carson there's lots of poly's and hispanics(and mixes thereof see Norwalk/Hawaiian Gardens). Gang affiliations would lean more towards Locos etc. than any bloods or crips(More LB centric than Carson/Wilma) but who knows!

 

[AIRWOLF]

If he's from Carson there's lots of poly's and hispanics(and mixes thereof see Norwalk/Hawaiian Gardens). Gang affiliations would lean more towards Locos etc. than any bloods or crips(More LB centric than Carson/Wilma) but who knows!

I'll take your word based on your apparent local knowledge. I am just a guy in the basement with an internet connection.

 

[Swaye]

I cannot stop looking at @Gladstone 's avatar. Eva Green is fucking nails.

 

[Swaye]

On Merlin - he's Samoan. He has a Samoan flag next to his name on twitter and constantly references Samoan stuff.

Also, 'Asians' 'Polynesians' and 'Native Americans' are likely to share a lot of phenotypic characteristics (that was kind of my point)... so with normal gene mixing over long periods of time it might be hard to tell one lineage from another from just looking.

But fuck if he doesn't look straight out Kid Frost's La Raza video.
https://twitter.com/_merlin_2?lang=en

All I took from this is that @RoadDawg55 and I can have sex and our kids won't be crossbreeds.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

If he's from Carson there's lots of poly's and hispanics(and mixes thereof see Norwalk/Hawaiian Gardens). Gang affiliations would lean more towards Locos etc. than any bloods or crips(More LB centric than Carson/Wilma) but who knows!

I'll take your word based on your apparent local knowledge. I am just a guy in the basement with an internet connection.

Both my dad's are from the LA area and work in Wilma/Carson.

 

[Tequilla]

I don’t understand why the staff does not offer Merlin, he a step down from Solomon but still great prospect

Not exactly a staff full of homeyz

Fast Strategy Hispanics don't exist at UW.

Great first poast.

I think Robertson just looks hispanic, but is actually Poly. Ultimately, it's basically the same thing, so yeah.

Second, I'm still in assessment mode about who and what we are doing for this cycle.

I think our priorities are...

1. DJ - we are up against Oregon. Oregon is the Miami of the West Coast.
2. Martin - He's visiting Oregon before he 'visits' us. If we can get him on the visit that will be the key.
3. Irvin - I don't think USC has room and I think we can beat ND for him. Harris should help.
4. Tuliaupupu - No fucking shot in the world.
5. Tuli and everyone else - no fucking shot in the world.

I think Skinny is coming, but the fact that UGA won may throw it back into play[/b]. I don't really know... I just think when you finish second for a recruit, a lot of times you're friend-zoned for life.

If Fromm plays well against Bama and UGA wins a natty, then there's no way in hell Eason ever wins that starting job back.

He’s never winning the job back regardless. The sell for UGA is, stay here and you’re one snap away from quarterbacking a national champion, while you’re not even guaranteed number two on the depth at Washington.

I still think he’s coming here, but some of that may depend on how badly UGA wants to fight for him.

Sorry - my point was not about Skinny not transferring, it was this... if he'd lost last week, he'd probably end up enrolling at UW for winter quarter. Hence: done deal.

Now, with them ending too late for him to transfer in quickly, that's basically 2 months for him to get wooed by every BSD in college football that needs a QB.

Like Chip Kelly who could definitely use a high level QB

 

[Tequilla]

I cannot stop looking at @Gladstone 's avatar. Eva Green is fucking nails.

One of the best Bond girls ever

 

[FireCohen]

I cannot stop looking at @Gladstone 's avatar. Eva Green is fucking nails.

One of the best Bond girls ever

only reason i watched fucking penny dreadful.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Also: we aren't recruiting him.

Sad, but true.

I love him as a prospect... but I don't think we're interested. Numbers too tight.

I wanna downvote this just to reflect the inherent feelings it brings up that we have sub talented LB's on the roster and aren't offering talent. Oh well.