Fudgie's Drinking Adventures

Nope just at a bar drinking bud lights trying to talk one of our random companies employees in Syracuse through how to set her email up.

But make sure to take a moment and go fuck yourself.
 
Jfc she doesn’t know how to set up an email? What a shit company

Welcome to the real world dipshit

Not every employee of companies you purchase is a techie millennial

Companies don't integrate themselves
 
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Jfc she doesn’t know how to set up an email? What a shit company

Welcome to the real world dipshit

Not every employee of companies you purchase is a techie millennial

Companies don't integrate themselves

No that’s not why it’s shit.

It’s shit because you are the IT guy
 
Update:

Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.

Her response:

“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?”
 
Jfc she doesn’t know how to set up an email? What a shit company

Welcome to the real world dipshit

Not every employee of companies you purchase is a techie millennial

Companies don't integrate themselves

No that’s not why it’s shit.

It’s shit because you are the IT guy

Correct. I'm the low level it guy.

Which is why I'm at a bar at 2pm and told everyone to fuck off and quit annoying me

Classic cable guy move

Maybe I'll get fired. Should have clocked out

I'm a bit worried now. What if my bosses find out
 
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Update:

Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.

Her response:

“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?”

Fudge pack has no friends
 
Update:

Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.

Her response:

“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?”

Fudge pack has no friends

@ExtraChrisB
 
Update:

Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.

Her response:

“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?”

BOOM! BTP roasted by Mrs. Courics. That's the kind of sass from the Mrs. C that has @Doog_de_Jour all hot and bothered for the past several days.

hSqyjIS.gif

 
Update:

Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.

Her response:

“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?”

BOOM! BTP roasted by Mrs. Courics. That's the kind of sass from the Mrs. C that has @Doog_de_Jour all hot and bothered for the past several days.

hSqyjIS.gif

Let me have a few moments of privacy to visualize......

I need a smoke now.

 
Update:

Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.

Her response:

“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?”

BOOM! BTP roasted by Mrs. Courics. That's the kind of sass from the Mrs. C that has @Doog_de_Jour all hot and bothered for the past several days.

hSqyjIS.gif

Let me have a few moments of privacy to visualize......

I need a smoke now.

Currently smoking with the bartender that just got off.

Vegas really ain't that bad.
 
Update:

Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.

Her response:

“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?”

Fuck you and your shitty fucking wife!
 
Update:

Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.

Her response:

“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?”

BOOM! BTP roasted by Mrs. Courics. That's the kind of sass from the Mrs. C that has @Doog_de_Jour all hot and bothered for the past several days.

hSqyjIS.gif

Let me have a few moments of privacy to visualize......

I need a smoke now.

Currently smoking with the bartender that just got off.

Vegas really ain't that bad.
She sounds hideous
 
Update:

Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.

Her response:

“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?”

Took some young people to their first Great American Beer Festival last year. Set them loose for little over 3 hours in a room filled with a few thousand beers to try on a Thursday evening. Ask them later while stumbling out how many they got through.
"360!"
"Pfft, fag, I hit 420 with 10 min to go and decided it was perfect!
"Losers, I stopped counting at 500! How about you NWJD?"

"84, definitely new record for me"

...dunno, just thought it was relevant.
 
Your wife sounds like she has more wit than you. Has btp pretty dialed in. Does She know IrishDawg?
 
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Update:

Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.

Her response:

“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?”

Pics?
 
Jfc she doesn’t know how to set up an email? What a shit company

Welcome to the real world dipshit

Not every employee of companies you purchase is a techie millennial

Companies don't integrate themselves

No that’s not why it’s shit.

It’s shit because you are the IT guy

Correct. I'm the low level it guy.

Which is why I'm at a bar at 2pm and told everyone to fuck off and quit annoying me

Classic cable guy move

Maybe I'll get fired. Should have clocked out

I'm a bit worried now. What if my bosses find out

Anyone who throws around "IT guy" is some dinosaur who has no fucking clue about the tech industry and can barely handle their WindowsME piece of shit.
 
Jfc she doesn’t know how to set up an email? What a shit company

Welcome to the real world dipshit

Not every employee of companies you purchase is a techie millennial

Companies don't integrate themselves

No that’s not why it’s shit.

It’s shit because you are the IT guy

Correct. I'm the low level it guy.

Which is why I'm at a bar at 2pm and told everyone to fuck off and quit annoying me

Classic cable guy move

Maybe I'll get fired. Should have clocked out

I'm a bit worried now. What if my bosses find out

Anyone who throws around "IT guy" is some dinosaur who has no fucking clue about the tech industry and can barely handle their WindowsME piece of shit.

I fucking sell enterprise level IT and beg to differ
 
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