Fuck United Airlines

[Jake4Heisman]

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You sound poor and you made poor travel arrangements

I pump gas for a living and even I have some kind of medallion status. That's lower than poor.

Micky D's salary doesn't allow me to travel much.

Lumber yard post. Lumber yard poster.

 

[HuskyJW]

Who the hell travels on game day? You got to be one dumb mother fucker to do that.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

United we Stand! Take your American hating booty butt outta the free world and hightail it up to Bumfuckistan you commie fuckman!!

 

[Jake4Heisman]

You don't want to stand united? You want to take a knee? Go watch Seahawk football little boy. Communist liberals I swear.

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

Who the hell travels on game day? You got to be one dumb mother fucker to do that.

I'm retarded.

 

[Tequilla]

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You could stay home and watch on TV.

I wish, I'm going to the Hooks game on Sunday. So, flying out tomorrow morning is not an option.

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You could stay home and watch on TV.

I wish, I'm going to the Hooks game on Sunday. So, flying out tomorrow morning is not an option.

Way to out yourself with your priorities #12Loser

 

[DoogieMcDoogerson]

Disagree. Virtually nothing is worse that United.

Nvm. I have to fly out on Alaska. Even shittier than UA. Fuck that.

 

[2001400ex]

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You sound poor and you made poor travel arrangements

I pump gas for a living and even I have some kind of medallion status. That's lower than poor.

Sadly I made gold on Alaska and silver on Delta. FML

 

[Swaye]

Platinum 1k on United, but I usually just fly private jets.

 

[2001400ex]

Platinum 1k on United, but I usually just fly private jets.

I didn't know Orkin used United for chemtrails.

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You could stay home and watch on TV.

I wish, I'm going to the Hooks game on Sunday. So, flying out tomorrow morning is not an option.

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You could stay home and watch on TV.

I wish, I'm going to the Hooks game on Sunday. So, flying out tomorrow morning is not an option.

Way to out yourself with your priorities #12Loser

#Froog

 

[MelloDawg]

I hate (insert airline here). When I travel they always (insert common annoyance with air travel). When I fly (insert other airline where some people also have problems but you never seem to) we never have this problem.

Does that about cover it? Tends to for the other millions of travelers

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

I hate (insert airline here). When I travel they always (insert common annoyance with air travel). When I fly (insert other airline where some people also have problems but you never seem to) we never have this problem.

Does that about cover it? Tends to for the other millions of travelers

Yes.

 

[whlinder]

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

Platinum 1k on United, but I usually just fly private jets.

Unless you are United Global Services no one fucking cares.

 

[Swaye]

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

Platinum 1k on United, but I usually just fly private jets.

Unless you are United Global Services no one fucking cares.

I'm not even silver. I take the bus. lulz

#poor

 

[AZDuck]

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

Platinum 1k on United, but I usually just fly private jets.

Unless you are United Global Services no one fucking cares.

That's the one

 

[biak1]

I’ve flown Mileage Plus before, it was nothing special.