Fuck United Airlines

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

The damn bastards' plane is fucking broke and now I can't watch us battle the pedos. Fuck this. The worst fucking airline. They had us board and deboarded us,This is fucking pathetic. The stewardess is like an old hag too, probably @puppylove_sugarsteel type. This is what I get for flying United. They amount of retard At United Airlines is truly SAD!1!! FYFMFE.

Anyways, GO DWAGS FUCK THE PEDOS!

Edit: Here Baabs.

 

[AZDuck]

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

 

[AZDuck]

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You sound poor and you made poor travel arrangements

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You could stay home and watch on TV.

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You sound poor and you made poor travel arrangements

Well I was supposed to get back at 11:30. But, United sucks.

 

[AZDuck]

Hell, he can watch on the inplane wifi

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

Hell, he can watch on the inplane wifi

No United blocks in flight streaming, think of the bandwith!!!1!!

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You could stay home and watch on TV.

I wish, I'm going to the Hooks game on Sunday. So, flying out tomorrow morning is not an option.

 

[AZDuck]

UA has streaming live TV

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

UA has streaming live TV

Through the app?

This is why I love this bored. Thanks AZ.

 

[AZDuck]

Yep

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

Yep

Perfect.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You could stay home and watch on TV.

I wish, I'm going to the Hooks game on Sunday. So, flying out tomorrow morning is not an option.

CHRIST

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

Nvm. I have to fly out on Alaska. Even shittier than UA. Fuck that.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You could stay home and watch on TV.

I wish, I'm going to the Hooks game on Sunday.[/b] So, flying out tomorrow morning is not an option.

You deserve everything that is happening to you right now.

 

[IPukeOregonGrellow]

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You sound poor and you made poor travel arrangements

I pump gas for a living and even I have some kind of medallion status. That's lower than poor.

 

[PineapplePirate]

It’s unfortunate they realized the plane was broke before you took off.

 

[Jake4Heisman]

United we Stand! Take your American hating booty butt outta the free world and hightail it up to Bumfuckistan you commie fuckman!!

 

[RhythmicSlappingDawg]

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You sound poor and you made poor travel arrangements

I pump gas for a living and even I have some kind of medallion status. That's lower than poor.

Micky D's salary doesn't allow me to travel much.