Fuck that alligator!

[Swaye]

In case anyone was wondering what gulf trash looks like

Also passes for a Seattle hipster douche looking to sell his prize catch at pike place.

Change the ball cap to a fedora and wash the shorts and you are completely correct. Redneck hipster douche.

 

[Alexis]

How the hell does someone poast this, but not the very public cowboy threesome from the Calgary Stampede Rodeo on the same page. That's taking two dads to a whole nother level.