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AND ALL WHO REVEL IN THE PAIN AND DISAPPOINTMENT OF OTHERS.

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I'm literally laughing.

I look at it like this. Pellum is fucking toast. Pat Kilkenny will buy out his contract tonight.

Phil Knight will die in the next three years. Chip Kelly is a fat gay guy that hates the media. Eugene really is perfect for him. I'd like to see Phil get us Chip back before he goes. That will be a real legacy.
 
I'm glad I saw the writing on the wall and stopped being an Oregon fan at the start of 2015
 
I'm literally laughing.

I look at it like this. Pellum is fucking toast. Pat Kilkenny will buy out his contract tonight.

Phil Knight will die in the next three years. Chip Kelly is a fat gay guy that hates the media. Eugene really is perfect for him. I'd like to see Phil get us Chip back before he goes. That will be a real legacy.

You're literally laughing, because you know your? program is fucked.
 
I'm literally laughing.

I look at it like this. Pellum is fucking toast. Pat Kilkenny will buy out his contract tonight.

Phil Knight will die in the next three years. Chip Kelly is a fat gay guy that hates the media. Eugene really is perfect for him. I'd like to see Phil get us Chip back before he goes. That will be a real legacy.
You fucking wish
 
Pellum may be gone.

Then Phil Knight will hire the guy away from LSU.

Phil Knight just called Wisconsin's "current dc" (at least until Monday am) and offered him another $250,000 per year to reconsider and move to Eugene (along with 10,000 shares of Nike stock if he stays 5 years)
 
Slingblade just fucking said "They made one more play than us" after blowing a 31 point lead.

As long as he is the head coach the coordinators won't matter.

More Slingblade gems: He doesn't let his staff yell at players. That's how you get a center that's in his third year that can't snap a ball to the QB.

He is strictly against half time adjustments. They cause confusion apparently and are sloppy because they haven't been practiced. That's how you lose a 31 point half time lead.

He is a shitty head coach. That is reality. I will never waiver from that stance again. No one will ever hire him away. Oregon will wait two years too long to fire him and in a place like Eugene that's like waiting ten years too long.
 
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Slingblade just fucking said "They made one more play than us" after blowing a 31 point lead.

As long as he is the head coach the coordinators won't matter.

More Slingblade gems: He doesn't let his staff yell at players. That's how you get a center that's in his third year that can't snap a ball to the QB.

He is strictly against half time adjustments. They cause confusion apparently and are sloppy because they haven't been practiced. That's how you lose a 31 point half time lead.

He is a shitty head coach. That is reality. I will never waiver from that stance again. No one will ever hire him away. Oregon will wait two years too long to fire him and in a place like Eugene that's like waiting ten years too long.

You'll be fine.

Phil Knight has $$$
 
Slingblade just fucking said "They made one more play than us" after blowing a 31 point lead.

As long as he is the head coach the coordinators won't matter.

More Slingblade gems: He doesn't let his staff yell at players. That's how you get a center that's in his third year that can't snap a ball to the QB.

He is strictly against half time adjustments. They cause confusion apparently and are sloppy because they haven't been practiced. That's how you lose a 31 point half time lead.

He is a shitty head coach. That is reality. I will never waiver from that stance again. No one will ever hire him away. Oregon will wait two years too long to fire him and in a place like Eugene that's like waiting ten years too long.

I'm not even sure Lionel Tyrone Willingham would say anything that FS
 
Slingblade just fucking said "They made one more play than us" after blowing a 31 point lead.

As long as he is the head coach the coordinators won't matter.

More Slingblade gems: He doesn't let his staff yell at players. That's how you get a center that's in his third year that can't snap a ball to the QB.

He is strictly against half time adjustments. They cause confusion apparently and are sloppy because they haven't been practiced. That's how you lose a 31 point half time lead.

He is a shitty head coach. That is reality. I will never waiver from that stance again. No one will ever hire him away. Oregon will wait two years too long to fire him and in a place like Eugene that's like waiting ten years too long.

I'm not even sure Lionel Tyrone Willingham would say anything that FS

Bellotti would have.
 
Slingblade just fucking said "They made one more play than us" after blowing a 31 point lead.

As long as he is the head coach the coordinators won't matter.

More Slingblade gems: He doesn't let his staff yell at players. That's how you get a center that's in his third year that can't snap a ball to the QB.

He is strictly against half time adjustments. They cause confusion apparently and are sloppy because they haven't been practiced. That's how you lose a 31 point half time lead.

He is a shitty head coach. That is reality. I will never waiver from that stance again. No one will ever hire him away. Oregon will wait two years too long to fire him and in a place like Eugene that's like waiting ten years too long.

You'll be fine.

Phil Knight has $$$

Phil is in his 70's. That parachute is about used up.
 
Slingblade just fucking said "They made one more play than us" after blowing a 31 point lead.

As long as he is the head coach the coordinators won't matter.

More Slingblade gems: He doesn't let his staff yell at players. That's how you get a center that's in his third year that can't snap a ball to the QB.

He is strictly against half time adjustments. They cause confusion apparently and are sloppy because they haven't been practiced. That's how you lose a 31 point half time lead.

He is a shitty head coach. That is reality. I will never waiver from that stance again. No one will ever hire him away. Oregon will wait two years too long to fire him and in a place like Eugene that's like waiting ten years too long.

You'll be fine.

Phil Knight has $$$

"Oh, here we go with the Nike whiners...."
 
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