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I'm literally laughing.
I look at it like this. Pellum is fucking toast. Pat Kilkenny will buy out his contract tonight.
Phil Knight will die in the next three years. Chip Kelly is a fat gay guy that hates the media. Eugene really is perfect for him. I'd like to see Phil get us Chip back before he goes. That will be a real legacy.
I'm literally laughing.
You fucking wishI'm literally laughing.
I look at it like this. Pellum is fucking toast. Pat Kilkenny will buy out his contract tonight.
Phil Knight will die in the next three years. Chip Kelly is a fat gay guy that hates the media. Eugene really is perfect for him. I'd like to see Phil get us Chip back before he goes. That will be a real legacy.
Pellum may be gone.
Then Phil Knight will hire the guy away from LSU.
Slingblade just fucking said "They made one more play than us" after blowing a 31 point lead.
As long as he is the head coach the coordinators won't matter.
More Slingblade gems: He doesn't let his staff yell at players. That's how you get a center that's in his third year that can't snap a ball to the QB.
He is strictly against half time adjustments. They cause confusion apparently and are sloppy because they haven't been practiced. That's how you lose a 31 point half time lead.
He is a shitty head coach. That is reality. I will never waiver from that stance again. No one will ever hire him away. Oregon will wait two years too long to fire him and in a place like Eugene that's like waiting ten years too long.
Slingblade just fucking said "They made one more play than us" after blowing a 31 point lead.
As long as he is the head coach the coordinators won't matter.
More Slingblade gems: He doesn't let his staff yell at players. That's how you get a center that's in his third year that can't snap a ball to the QB.
He is strictly against half time adjustments. They cause confusion apparently and are sloppy because they haven't been practiced. That's how you lose a 31 point half time lead.
He is a shitty head coach. That is reality. I will never waiver from that stance again. No one will ever hire him away. Oregon will wait two years too long to fire him and in a place like Eugene that's like waiting ten years too long.
Slingblade just fucking said "They made one more play than us" after blowing a 31 point lead.
As long as he is the head coach the coordinators won't matter.
More Slingblade gems: He doesn't let his staff yell at players. That's how you get a center that's in his third year that can't snap a ball to the QB.
He is strictly against half time adjustments. They cause confusion apparently and are sloppy because they haven't been practiced. That's how you lose a 31 point half time lead.
He is a shitty head coach. That is reality. I will never waiver from that stance again. No one will ever hire him away. Oregon will wait two years too long to fire him and in a place like Eugene that's like waiting ten years too long.
I'm not even sure Lionel Tyrone Willingham would say anything that FS
Slingblade just fucking said "They made one more play than us" after blowing a 31 point lead.
As long as he is the head coach the coordinators won't matter.
More Slingblade gems: He doesn't let his staff yell at players. That's how you get a center that's in his third year that can't snap a ball to the QB.
He is strictly against half time adjustments. They cause confusion apparently and are sloppy because they haven't been practiced. That's how you lose a 31 point half time lead.
He is a shitty head coach. That is reality. I will never waiver from that stance again. No one will ever hire him away. Oregon will wait two years too long to fire him and in a place like Eugene that's like waiting ten years too long.
You'll be fine.
Phil Knight has $$$
Slingblade just fucking said "They made one more play than us" after blowing a 31 point lead.
As long as he is the head coach the coordinators won't matter.
More Slingblade gems: He doesn't let his staff yell at players. That's how you get a center that's in his third year that can't snap a ball to the QB.
He is strictly against half time adjustments. They cause confusion apparently and are sloppy because they haven't been practiced. That's how you lose a 31 point half time lead.
He is a shitty head coach. That is reality. I will never waiver from that stance again. No one will ever hire him away. Oregon will wait two years too long to fire him and in a place like Eugene that's like waiting ten years too long.
You'll be fine.
Phil Knight has $$$