Free Pub coming for USC and Stanford!!

Such is the curse of having MONEY, TRADITION, and LOCATION. Comes with the territory.

I wouldn't expect you puppies to understand.
 
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this is fucking gold.

actors and actresses paying huge fees to manufacture social profiles of their own kids looking like athletes simply so their kids can get into USC theater school when their regular grades aren't enough...talk about taking edits to a new level.

why cant' rich and famous people just be satisfied by being rich and famous for themselves?

1. Narcissism
2. Narcissism
3. Narcissism
 
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I guess I don't understand why private schools were even caught with their pants down like this. Aren't their admissions standards the type of thing they can just write whatever policy they want for?

 
I guess I don't understand why private schools were even caught with their pants down like this. Aren't their admissions standards the type of thing they can just write whatever policy they want for?

I wondered the same thing. @insideUSC said it is quite common to write a check to get junior in the gate.
 
I guess I don't understand why private schools were even caught with their pants down like this. Aren't their admissions standards the type of thing they can just write whatever policy they want for?

I wondered the same thing. @insideUSC said it is quite common to write a check to get junior in the gate.

This was definitely the joke back in the day both before, during, and after my time in college. University of $poiled Children. I know USC's admission standards had gone up but I don't understand how legally they are prevented from just taking a big enough check to waive those standards and why all the extra steps of bribery that definitely are illegal. What prevents them from having a special class of "donor, ring of honor" blah blah blah we cut a check for that dormitory wing admission? Federal funding or something?
 
If the UW band doesn't play row row row your boat, or simulate playing marco polo or some shit, McDavid should be fired on the spot.
 
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