[Foster Sarell] Deserves own thread

OMG, Fozzy retweeted that.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?!?!?!?!?!????????????????????????????
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Flagged for knowing that.
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This is what I get for following DDY on the twatters.
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FWIW Dennis is a lot better on the board than he is on Twitter.
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TSIO folks are bad on the Twatters.
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It would be impossible for Tequilla to be worse on Twitter than here.
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I've never seen Tequilla's account, but Dennis actually tweets at players.
 
UPDATE: Fozzy was a definite Stanford lean ( near commit) then games were played.

He doesn't want to play thru a coaching change. He wants to play for a winning team. He is aware Shaw is linked to NFL jobs. He loves the upswing UW is on. He likes Pete. His friends pressure him to choose UW. The decision is becoming harder. He is going to LIPO. IMO, this favors Washington.

Cannot reveal source.
 
UPDATE: Fozzy was a definite Stanford lean ( near commit) then games were played.

He doesn't want to play thru a coaching change. He wants to play for a winning team. He is aware Shaw is linked to NFL jobs. He loves the upswing UW is on. He likes Pete. His friends pressure him to choose UW. The decision is becoming harder. He is going to LIPO. IMO, this favors Washington.

Cannot reveal source.
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Someone get his girlfriend a UW schollie ... that might tip the scales.

Maybe a seat at the training table too. Yeah ...
 
If Foster really cared about destroying someones life, he would commit to Washington:

Step 1: Commit to UW and sign with UW
Step 2: I drink my first beer (Fosters) live on the podcast
Step 3: Me: "Hmmm, that didn't taste so bad, and the buzz was pretty fun!"
Step 4: I don't show up for work the next day
Step 5: Same with the day after
Step 6: I should have another beer
Step 7: Alcoholism slowly takes over my life
Step 8: I get fired from my job for no longer showing up
Step 9: I move to Seattle and live in a tent
Step 10: Heroin is introduced to me
Step 11: Heroin is fun!
Step 12: GO HAWKS!
Step 13: I don't know where to buy heroin
Step 14: I NEED HEROIN
Step 15: I get desperate and find someones old needle and use it for heroin
Step 16: AIDS
Step 17: Selling myself on the street for Heroin
Step 18: Arrested for prostitution
Step 19: Prison doesn't go well for old Coker
Step 20: Released and go back to my tent
Step 21: Stabbed by my tent mate
Step 22: Go to hospital to get drugs because of stab wound
Step 23: Overdose on mix of prescription drugs and alcohol and die in a sewer
Step 24: The next day UW wins the National Championship with Foster Sarell at LT
Step 25: The bored: "I wonder what happened to Coker? Hope he enjoyed that National Title!"

It's up to you Foster, you can make this happen!
 
If Foster really cared about destroying someones life, he would commit to Washington:

Step 1: Commit to UW and sign with UW
Step 2: I drink my first beer (Fosters) live on the podcast
Step 3: Me: "Hmmm, that didn't taste so bad, and the buzz was pretty fun!"
Step 4: I don't show up for work the next day
Step 5: Same with the day after
Step 6: I should have another beer
Step 7: Alcoholism slowly takes over my life
Step 8: I get fired from my job for no longer showing up
Step 9: I move to Seattle and live in a tent
Step 10: Heroin is introduced to me
Step 11: Heroin is fun!
Step 12: GO HAWKS!
Step 13: I don't know where to buy heroin
Step 14: I NEED HEROIN
Step 15: I get desperate and find someones old needle and use it for heroin
Step 16: AIDS
Step 17: Selling myself on the street for Heroin
Step 18: Arrested for prostitution
Step 19: Prison doesn't go well for old Coker
Step 20: Released and go back to my tent
Step 21: Stabbed by my tent mate
Step 22: Go to hospital to get drugs because of stab wound
Step 23: Overdose on mix of prescription drugs and alcohol and die in a sewer
Step 24: The next day UW wins the National Championship with Foster Sarell at LT
Step 25: The bored: "I wonder what happened to Coker? Hope he enjoyed that National Title!"

It's up to you Foster, you can make this happen!
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If Foster really cared about destroying someones life, he would commit to Washington:

Step 1: Commit to UW and sign with UW
Step 2: I drink my first beer (Fosters) live on the podcast
Step 3: Me: "Hmmm, that didn't taste so bad, and the buzz was pretty fun!"
Step 4: I don't show up for work the next day
Step 5: Same with the day after
Step 6: I should have another beer
Step 7: Alcoholism slowly takes over my life
Step 8: I get fired from my job for no longer showing up
Step 9: I move to Seattle and live in a tent
Step 10: Heroin is introduced to me
Step 11: Heroin is fun!
Step 12: GO HAWKS!
Step 13: I don't know where to buy heroin
Step 14: I NEED HEROIN
Step 15: I get desperate and find someones old needle and use it for heroin
Step 16: AIDS
Step 17: Selling myself on the street for Heroin
Step 18: Arrested for prostitution
Step 19: Prison doesn't go well for old Coker
Step 20: Released and go back to my tent
Step 21: Stabbed by my tent mate
Step 22: Go to hospital to get drugs because of stab wound
Step 23: Overdose on mix of prescription drugs and alcohol and die in a sewer
Step 24: The next day UW wins the National Championship with Foster Sarell at LT
Step 25: The bored: "I wonder what happened to Coker? Hope he enjoyed that National Title!"

It's up to you Foster, you can make this happen!
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YBFE and it isn't close
 
UPDATE: Fozzy was a definite Stanford lean ( near commit) then games were played.

He doesn't want to play thru a coaching change. He wants to play for a winning team. He is aware Shaw is linked to NFL jobs. He loves the upswing UW is on. He likes Pete. His friends pressure him to choose UW. The decision is becoming harder. He is going to LIPO. IMO, this favors Washington.

Cannot reveal source.
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Oh shit, almost forgot

ND entered picture originally as a fall back to Stanford in event of a Tree Forrest fire. He does love ND but, it's not providing the alternative he had hoped.

Kid loves winning. He's used to it.

 
UPDATE: Fozzy was a definite Stanford lean ( near commit) then games were played.

He doesn't want to play thru a coaching change. He wants to play for a winning team. He is aware Shaw is linked to NFL jobs. He loves the upswing UW is on. He likes Pete. His friends pressure him to choose UW. The decision is becoming harder. He is going to LIPO. IMO, this favors Washington.

Cannot reveal source.
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This is pretty much what Eklund posted today
 
UPDATE: Fozzy was a definite Stanford lean ( near commit) then games were played.

He doesn't want to play thru a coaching change. He wants to play for a winning team. He is aware Shaw is linked to NFL jobs. He loves the upswing UW is on. He likes Pete. His friends pressure him to choose UW. The decision is becoming harder. He is going to LIPO. IMO, this favors Washington.

Cannot reveal source.
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This is pretty much what Eklund posted today
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Timestamp?
 
I think a win over cal and getting fozzy up here for a rocking husky stadium against USC could be yuge...
we'll see. Ektard calling it even, asshole
 
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