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FireTheJanitor

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UW fans are broken for hosting a bunch of old, lonely people in their virtual retirement home known as the Duck Refuge.

The olds haven’t posted anything about their own team since they lost to UW weeks ago.

UW fans are broken for making fun of this and asking them if they’re okay.

And 46x killed himself.

The end.
 
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I watched the first half of the Duck Cal game. At
a brewery!! 150$ lunch!!!

Oregon is best team in the conference at beating the shit out of bad teams and racking up a bunch of style points. However that was a sloppy and underwhelming first half. Franklin looked like he was getting owned by the FCS Cal secondary. They look really reliant on just a handful of plays.

I do think they should be at least a little concerned about USC because holy shit is Caleb Williams a death bringer all by himself. There's no defense for a lot of the plays he makes, and he makes them consistently.
 
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You and your virtual friends sure cracked the case.

Make yourself comfortable, this is a really nice place to spend your golden years!
 
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@flatus how is your room? Do you have everything you need?

I saw you wander away from the home and talk to yourself for hours on end yesterday. Worried about you since you’re practically a mute when anyone else is around.

The last time one of our residents did that…

RIP 46x

(but thanks for making room for @bisonduck)
 
I watched the first half of the Duck Cal game. At
a brewery!! 150$ lunch!!!

Oregon is best team in the conference at beating the shit out of bad teams and racking up a bunch of style points. However that was a sloppy and underwhelming first half. Franklin looked like he was getting owned by the FCS Cal secondary. They look really reliant on just a handful of plays.

I do think they should be at least a little concerned about USC because holy shit is Caleb Williams a death bringer all by himself. There's no defense for a lot of the plays he makes, and he makes them consistently.

Yes, we should run a lot of different plays even though we were killing them with a handful they couldn't stop. What's wrong with Oregon?
 
@flatus how is your room? Do you have everything you need?

I saw you wander away from the home and talk to yourself for hours on end yesterday. Worried about you since you’re practically a mute when anyone else is around.

The last time one of our residents did that…

RIP 46x

(but thanks for making room for @bisonduck)

Room? I just washed down a $150 lunch with triple-hopped IPA at the clubhouse. That, and attempting to enumerate my vast trove of early-retirement money, has had me a tad preoccupied. I can barely store all the numbers on a spreadsheet!!

Did I mention my $150 lunch?
 
@flatus how is your room? Do you have everything you need?

I saw you wander away from the home and talk to yourself for hours on end yesterday. Worried about you since you’re practically a mute when anyone else is around.

The last time one of our residents did that…

RIP 46x

(but thanks for making room for @bisonduck)

Room? I just washed down a $150 lunch with triple-hopped IPA at the clubhouse. That, and attempting to enumerate my vast trove of early-retirement money, has had me a tad preoccupied. I can barely store all the numbers on a spreadsheet!!

Did I mention my $150 lunch?

See you in the next UW game thread! Pathetic
 
@flatus how is your room? Do you have everything you need?

I saw you wander away from the home and talk to yourself for hours on end yesterday. Worried about you since you’re practically a mute when anyone else is around.

The last time one of our residents did that…

RIP 46x

(but thanks for making room for @bisonduck)

Room? I just washed down a $150 lunch with triple-hopped IPA at the clubhouse. That, and attempting to enumerate my vast trove of early-retirement money, has had me a tad preoccupied. I can barely store all the numbers on a spreadsheet!!

Did I mention my $150 lunch?

See you in the next UW game thread! Pathetic

Naaah, you'll seem him in the next "National Brand" thread you're crying like a bitch in right here. What's my post count Kunt?
 
I watched the first half of the Duck Cal game. At
a brewery!! 150$ lunch!!!

Oregon is best team in the conference at beating the shit out of bad teams and racking up a bunch of style points. However that was a sloppy and underwhelming first half. Franklin looked like he was getting owned by the FCS Cal secondary. They look really reliant on just a handful of plays.

I do think they should be at least a little concerned about USC because holy shit is Caleb Williams a death bringer all by himself. There's no defense for a lot of the plays he makes, and he makes them consistently.

Yes, we should run a lot of different plays even though we were killing them with a handful they couldn't stop. What's wrong with Oregon?

I’ve heard of trasitivepointsexuals but this guy is off the charts.

He and others are that simple type of folk, football fan.

Franklin didn’t even get open in our 63-19 loss to Cal.

Meanwhile, their 3 NFL wide receivers were all bottled up against 7 loss playoff hopeful, The ‘23 Devils, at home yet somehow are still undefeated.

It’s almost as if one game has literally nothing to do with the next.

But go ahead and grind yourself into the ground over your “analysis.”
 
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@flatus how is your room? Do you have everything you need?

I saw you wander away from the home and talk to yourself for hours on end yesterday. Worried about you since you’re practically a mute when anyone else is around.

The last time one of our residents did that…

RIP 46x

(but thanks for making room for @bisonduck)

Room? I just washed down a $150 lunch with triple-hopped IPA at the clubhouse. That, and attempting to enumerate my vast trove of early-retirement money, has had me a tad preoccupied. I can barely store all the numbers on a spreadsheet!!

Did I mention my $150 lunch?

See you in the next UW game thread! Pathetic

Naaah, you'll seem him in the next "National Brand" thread you're crying like a bitch in right here. What's my post count Kunt?

31,000, up about 500 this week during your meltdown. Doing 46 numbers before the suicide. Helluva track you’ve got yourself on
 
@flatus how is your room? Do you have everything you need?

I saw you wander away from the home and talk to yourself for hours on end yesterday. Worried about you since you’re practically a mute when anyone else is around.

The last time one of our residents did that…

RIP 46x

(but thanks for making room for @bisonduck)

Room? I just washed down a $150 lunch with triple-hopped IPA at the clubhouse. That, and attempting to enumerate my ilh7r07uzocz.gif
vast trove of early-retirement money, has had me a tad preoccupied. I can barely store all the numbers on a spreadsheet!!

Did I mention my $150 lunch?

See you in the next UW game thread! Pathetic

Live look at ftg with @SFGbob and @MikeSeaver handling the strings.

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@flatus how is your room? Do you have everything you need?

I saw you wander away from the home and talk to yourself for hours on end yesterday. Worried about you since you’re practically a mute when anyone else is around.

The last time one of our residents did that…

RIP 46x

(but thanks for making room for @bisonduck)

Room? I just washed down a $150 lunch with triple-hopped IPA at the clubhouse. That, and attempting to enumerate my View attachment 60797
vast trove of early-retirement money, has had me a tad preoccupied. I can barely store all the numbers on a spreadsheet!!

Did I mention my $150 lunch?

See you in the next UW game thread! Pathetic

Live look at ftg with @SFGbob and @MikeSeaver handling the strings.

View attachment 60797

Bob and Seaver using puppets to simulate human interaction? Checks out
 
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