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Make the flashbacks stop
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The press likes to keep their credentials and free sandwiches on game day.
 
They’re walking into an offseason which will be marred by a massive QB controversy with Sark at the helm and heading to the SEC in a year or two (don’t remember, dgaf).

They fucked.
 
JFC It's stunning how well Sark keeps giving to *us.

Someday he's not going to get another job you guys. WTF do we have then? Ever think about it?
 
JFC It's stunning how well Sark keeps giving to *us.

Someday he's not going to get another job you guys. WTF do we have then? Ever think about it?
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ESPN will hire him to be an analyst or some shit.

You just need to have played at some D1 school and/or have a pulse.
 
JFC It's stunning how well Sark keeps giving to *us.

Someday he's not going to get another job you guys. WTF do we have then? Ever think about it?
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ESPN will hire him to be an analyst or some shit.

You just need to have played at some D1 school and/or have a pulse.
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For sure. I can see it now: Herbie and Sark calling games together and hand jibbering each other in the booth.
 
JFC It's stunning how well Sark keeps giving to *us.

Someday he's not going to get another job you guys. WTF do we have then? Ever think about it?
Click to expand...

ESPN will hire him to be an analyst or some shit.

You just need to have played at some D1 school and/or have a pulse.
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For sure. I can see it now: Herbie and Sark calling games together and hand jibbering each other in the booth.
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Sark will be the replacement for Corso on Game Day. His schtick will be wearing awful suits on stage provided by his wife for everyone to laugh at. “Oh man, did you see the faggy jacket Sark had on this week? Can’t wait to see what he wears next week!” Him and Herby can do a bunch of too long bro hugging or hand shaking. A bromance to take ESPN into the next 20 years.
 
JFC It's stunning how well Sark keeps giving to *us.

Someday he's not going to get another job you guys. WTF do we have then? Ever think about it?
Click to expand...

ESPN will hire him to be an analyst or some shit.

You just need to have played at some D1 school and/or have a pulse.
Click to expand...

For sure. I can see it now: Herbie and Sark calling games together and hand jibbering each other in the booth.
Click to expand...

Sark will be the replacement for Corso on Game Day. His schtick will be wearing awful suits on stage provided by his wife for everyone to laugh at. “Oh man, did you see the faggy jacket Sark had on this week? Can’t wait to see what he wears next week!” Him and Herby can do a bunch of too long bro hugging or hand shaking. A bromance to take ESPN into the next 20 years.
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“What a cool experience man.”
 
Sark’s career peaked with the @RaceBannon and @iDawg house money pod. It’s been pure crap since.
 
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