Fluff alert: Danny Shelton human interest story

[PurpleJ]

Fuck pitbulls
Fuck terriers
Fuck little purse dogs that go to Starbucks for Facebook selfies and tall (like Kim) caramel mocha frap chai non fat gluten free vegan sperm juice and a banana

 

[MikeDamone]

My dachshund-pit (I wasn't kidding) is pretty much the most protective (of his people) dog I've ever seen. When we're home, he barks and goes crazy if someone so much as walks by the house. However, he gives no fucks about our property. If you were to break in when we aren't home, he will let you rob us blind as long as you let him sleep. Growls at every dog he sees when he's on a leash. Pretty friendly off-leash, except for poodles. He hates poodles. Put one in the animal hospital. Again, not kidding.

You need to put him down... Not Kidding... Lack of abundance is the infraction here.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Fuck pitbulls
Fuck terriers
Fuck little purse dogs that go to Starbucks for Facebook selfies and tall (like Kim) caramel mocha frap chai non fat gluten free vegan sperm juice and a banana

Most of all, FUCK THIS THREAD! I'm really sorry I started this fucking little shitstorm.

 

[PurpleJ]

Fuck pitbulls
Fuck terriers
Fuck little purse dogs that go to Starbucks for Facebook selfies and tall (like Kim) caramel mocha frap chai non fat gluten free vegan sperm juice and a banana

Most of all, FUCK THIS THREAD! I'm really sorry I started this fucking little shitstorm.

And fuck "cat people"

 

[MikeDamone]

Fuck pitbulls
Fuck terriers
Fuck little purse dogs that go to Starbucks for Facebook selfies and tall (like Kim) caramel mocha frap chai non fat gluten free vegan sperm juice and a banana

Most of all, FUCK THIS THREAD! I'm really sorry I started this fucking little shitstorm.

Nice bump.

 

[MikeDamone]

Fuck pitbulls
Fuck terriers
Fuck little purse dogs that go to Starbucks for Facebook selfies and tall (like Kim) caramel mocha frap chai non fat gluten free vegan sperm juice and a banana

Fuck people that take their fucking dog with them anywhere other than where dogs are supposed to be.

 

[PurpleJ]

experienceproject.com/question-answer/How-Can-I-Get-My-Dog-To-Fuck-Me/142934

 

[AZDuck]

I like my dog. He's the only sort-of weiner dog that catches frisbees. And he will fuck your poodle up.

 

[PurpleBaze]

experienceproject.com/question-answer/How-Can-I-Get-My-Dog-To-Fuck-Me/142934

1) I'm not clicking on that.
2) I'm not going to ask you how you found that link.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

my Presa Canario thinks you're all pussies

 

[PurpleJ]

experienceproject.com/question-answer/How-Can-I-Get-My-Dog-To-Fuck-Me/142934

1) I'm not clicking on that.
2) I'm not going to ask you how you found that link.

I googled "fuck your dog" to see if anyone had started a website dedicated to hating other people's dogs. Good Lord.

 

[AZDuck]

My dog still rules. This is an actual photo from a beach in Japan

 

[Slocus]

My dog still rules. This is an actual photo from a beach in Japan

That's a decent Japanese beer, too.

 

[MikeDamone]

My dog still rules. This is an actual photo from a beach in Japan

Did you visit Splooge?

 

[AZDuck]

While all Asians may look the same (I keed, I keed), Tokyo is a long way from the ladyboy parlors of Chaing Mai. And even further away from West Seattle.

 

[MikeDamone]

While all Asians may look the same (I keed, I keed), Tokyo is a long way from the ladyboy parlors of Chaing Mai. And even further away from West Seattle.

Bummer

 

[PurpleJ]

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just open your legs and let him lick your *****, everything else will then happen itself.
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[MikeDamone]

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just open your legs and let him lick your *****, everything else will then happen itself.
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Winner. Thread over.

Nice work everyone. We took a topic NOGAF about and made it our own.

 

[phineas]

This is the most aggressive dog breed:

I think it is because of the small penis.

Its true. I fucking hate these asshole piece of garbage dogs. They are mean. Just mean, no two ways about it. And they are loud, with their long weirdly heavy dick bodies that sound like balls smacking a fat pair of ass cheeks everytime their back legs slam against the floor when they move since they cant walk like a normal dog because they are stupid ass fucking wiener dogs.

 

[MikeDamone]

This is the most aggressive dog breed:

I think it is because of the small penis.

Its true. I fucking hate these asshole piece of garbage dogs. They are mean. Just mean, no two ways about it. And they are loud, with their long weirdly heavy dick bodies that sound like balls smacking a fat pair of ass cheeks everytime their back legs slam against the floor when they move since they cant walk like a normal dog because they are stupid ass fucking wiener dogs.

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