Flights are a fuckin joke

Canceled again.

4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?
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Slugging it out, too. I feel you bro.

About ready to go full on John Candy TP@A style.

Those aren’t pillows.

 
Fly deadhead on FedEx, I hear there great around Christmas
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Still toying with the idea of packing up and moving to Tejas. What kind of documents and shit do I need to show you guys that I'm worthy? Gun receipts? Voting records?
 
Canceled again.

4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?
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Slugging it out, too. I feel you bro.

About ready to go full on John Candy TP@A style.

Those aren’t pillows.
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One of the best scenes in cinematic history.

 
Still toying with the idea of packing up and moving to Tejas. What kind of documents and shit do I need to show you guys that I'm worthy? Gun receipts? Voting records?
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Assless chaps

Though technically all chaps are assless.

 
Going to Miami in Feb. I fly first class with lounge access so the problems of the peasantry don't affect me.
 
I haven’t flown since Maui February 2020. I won’t fly now. I just won’t.
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Flying from about March 2020 to May 2021 was awesome. The sheeple living in fear made for some great deals and plenty of good seats.

It has returned to shitty rookie travelers. Quit trying to line jump people from the back of the plane upon arrival. You're going to miss your connecting flight, Row 38 guy. Fuck off, everyone else is trying to get out to theirs too.
 
Going to Miami in Feb. I fly first class with lounge access so the problems of the peasantry don't affect me.
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Have traveled Amtrak first class lately. Fucking awesome. They bring the lounge to you.

 
Going to Miami in Feb. I fly first class with lounge access so the problems of the peasantry don't affect me.
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Lol sitting in the lounge for 7 hours then getting canceled is not fun
 
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I haven’t flown since Maui February 2020. I won’t fly now. I just won’t.
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Flying from about March 2020 to May 2021 was awesome. The sheeple living in fear made for some great deals and plenty of good seats.

It has returned to shitty rookie travelers. Quit trying to line jump people from the back of the plane upon arrival. You're going to miss your connecting flight, Row 38 guy. Fuck off, everyone else is trying to get out to theirs too.
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I hate those people. Wife said there’s a vid of a women telling Johnny Jump Ups to “sit your ass down, you’re not going anwhere”.
 
Going to Miami in Feb. I fly first class with lounge access so the problems of the peasantry don't affect me.
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Lol sitting in the lounge for 7 hours then getting canceled is not fun
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I was just trying to make fun of poor people. I still hate flying. First class is just more comfortable suck.
 
I haven’t flown since Maui February 2020. I won’t fly now. I just won’t.
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Flying from about March 2020 to May 2021 was awesome. The sheeple living in fear made for some great deals and plenty of good seats.

It has returned to shitty rookie travelers. Quit trying to line jump people from the back of the plane upon arrival. You're going to miss your connecting flight, Row 38 guy. Fuck off, everyone else is trying to get out to theirs too.
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I hate those people. Wife said there’s a vid of a women telling Johnny Jump Ups to “sit your ass down, you’re not going anwhere”.
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The 'bows I throw at people trying to pull that shit make Bill Laimbeer blush.

Just won't put up with that crap. Mrs. Throbber v2.0 won't even let me sit in the aisle seat any longer. The Throbber immediately unbuckles and posts up like Patrick Ewing on the block. Hilarity ensues when Johnny Jump Up thinks he can get by or starts talking shit.

 
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