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BAHAHAHAHHAHA! I fucking told you you stupid quooks. I was waiting for Oregon to list their Freshman on their roster because I knew all Oregon recruited last class on the O-line was fat slop. @AZDuck @Mosster47 @oregonblitzkrieg.
 
weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

Justin Johnson: 382lbs
Steven Jones: 375lbs
Penei Sewell: 360lbs
Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.
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USC, UW and Stanford are not the programs we're building this team for. Those teams are regional contenders for the most part, with the exception of USC, who's occasionally great but mostly mediocre. Once Oregon gets rolling again, those teams should largely become an afterthought. To an SEC caliber team lead by a coach from the Saban tree, those are the types of teams you through the motions with and still beat them rather easily (say 34-17?) with ample trash time left at the end of the games to give the backups some playing time. This team is being built to compete with the much skronger southern blue bloods in the SEC/ACC. HTFH.
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Literally no one can move quick enough to block a divison one defensive end, let alone a good one, weighing over 365 especially when you’re a tub of lard.
 
BAHAHAHAHHAHA! I fucking told you you stupid quooks. I was waiting for Oregon to list their Freshman on their roster because I knew all Oregon recruited last class on the O-line was fat slop. @AZDuck @Mosster47 @oregonblitzkrieg.
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@salemcoog and @IrishDawg22 are loving this Oregon offensive line class!
 
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If you fucks can't learn where to post shit properly you will be gone. No warning, just gone.
 
I didn’t know Oregon had an obese leprechaun on their roster.
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weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

Justin Johnson: 382lbs
Steven Jones: 375lbs
Penei Sewell: 360lbs
Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.
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USC, UW and Stanford are not the programs we're building this team for. Those teams are regional contenders for the most part, with the exception of USC, who's occasionally great but mostly mediocre. Once Oregon gets rolling again, those teams should largely become an afterthought. To an SEC caliber team lead by a coach from the Saban tree, those are the types of teams you through the motions with and still beat them rather easily (say 34-17?) with ample trash time left at the end of the games to give the backups some playing time. This team is being built to compete with the much skronger southern blue bloods in the SEC/ACC. HTFH.
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weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

Justin Johnson: 382lbs
Steven Jones: 375lbs
Penei Sewell: 360lbs
Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.
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USC, UW and Stanford are not the programs we're building this team for. Those teams are regional contenders for the most part, with the exception of USC, who's occasionally great but mostly mediocre. Once Oregon gets rolling again, those teams should largely become an afterthought. To an SEC caliber team lead by a coach from the Saban tree, those are the types of teams you through the motions with and still beat them rather easily (say 34-17?) with ample trash time left at the end of the games to give the backups some playing time. This team is being built to compete with the much skronger southern blue bloods in the SEC/ACC. HTFH.
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weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

Justin Johnson: 382lbs
Steven Jones: 375lbs
Penei Sewell: 360lbs
Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.
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That's some major beef filling the sleeves!!!
 
Hey, some of the other dudes are kinda fatasses but Dawson Jaramillo is the best lesbian O-Lineman I've ever seen. Gonna be ramming his Doc Martens up a lot of asses as soon as he hits puberty. Here he is pictured with something called the Heisman Trophy.
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Oregon squats just as much as any team now. They just had a lineman hit 675 twice.

Just because UW is a boring white guy program doesn't mean everyone else has to be. You're trying to be a half assed Wisconsin
 
Well Oregon tripled its nutrition staff in the off-season.

None of these guys were going to play this season regardless. They will play around 320-335 next year.
 
weights of the incoming fat ass Oregon freshman crooted by notorious OL whisperer Cristoballz.

Justin Johnson: 382lbs
Steven Jones: 375lbs
Penei Sewell: 360lbs
Chris Randazzo: 358lbs
Dawson Jaramillo: 332lbs
Dallas Warmack (grad transfer): 336lbs

So the "slimmest" of the bunch is dough boy Dawson Jaramillo at 332lbs! Haha qouks somehow believe cristoballz and feld can turn these fat asses into elite OL and dominate the SEC and B1G defenses. Outside of Sewell that group is a tub of shit and will look like slugs against any quality front 7 like UW, USC, and Stanford.
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USC, UW and Stanford are not the programs we're building this team for. Those teams are regional contenders for the most part, with the exception of USC, who's occasionally great but mostly mediocre. Once Oregon gets rolling again, those teams should largely become an afterthought. To an SEC caliber team lead by a coach from the Saban tree, those are the types of teams you through the motions with and still beat them rather easily (say 34-17?) with ample trash time left at the end of the games to give the backups some playing time. This team is being built to compete with the much skronger southern blue bloods in the SEC/ACC. HTFH.
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What's the excuse gonna be when regional contender Boise State manhandles and throttles Oregon in a middling bowl game?
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I'd like to see you deal with the barometric pressure in Las Vegas in the middle of December.
 
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