First Play Predictions for The Apple Martini Cunt

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First down flea flicker, dropped by some shit tier wr
Second down lindy package 5 yard loss
3rd and 15 weak side halfback toss for 2 yard gain
4th and 13 Jake lines up clapping frantically trying to draw cuog offsides, sprints back with 3 seconds on the play clock and just barely gets off a booming 17 yard pooch punt. Cuog take over on the 35 yard line
 
LOL, glass is always half empty I like that. On a serious note, Smiff would never call a Flea but that just might work. I'm betting C-notes on Lindy... no shit... if they give that Mercer Island Golden Boy a chance, I'd love to see it. He's OKG all the way for a pretty white boy from money, but he can ball. Coaches have destroyed his conficence he's ever had, fuck it!

Whatever, burn cougars... FUCKING burn! I'll take Micken's at QB for a win.
 
splooge inebriation at my best, meant OKG but not Peterbruh OKG. Coaches destroyed any confidence he ever had, something like that. Next time I walk the line, I swear I will be drunk next time.

You should have seen this chicken scratch mess before I spell chkekrks this sheet... LOL

Fuck it's HARD! being an Alcoholic By Choice and typing on a board that is so meticulous on grammar (grandma, go easy on her)
 
My shrink(s) say it's alright to talk to yourself but maybe not to answer yourself in the same voice. fuck it.
 
Yes sir but now the fuzzy navels and zima are wearing off. Oh lord what have I done?
 
I'm enjoying this thread. @GreaseKutter is going to have serious poster's remorse.
 
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