Fire Sark - Grass Roots Campaign

Upcoming Agenda:

1) Establish WWW.FIRESARK.COM. Make it compelling w/out going overboard, let the facts speak for themselves. No frills, keep it classy and appealing to a wide audience

2) Aerial marketing kickoff at Apple Cup - flyover banner will read: WWW.FIRESARK.COM

3) Viral local media campaign, similar to Baba-booey/Howard Stern. Multiple callers to firebomb local radio stations and plug WWW.FIRESARK.COM

More details to follow in the coming days
 
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I have thought about starting firesark.com... I currently pay a fair amount of money for a domain and webspace I don't use... (less than a dm.c subscription though!) I'd consider adding another one.
 
If he stumbles his way to 3-0 heading into the Apple Cup, all flying the banner will do is make the idea look Section14aFS.

Let the UCLA game play itself out and let's see what Sark brings to the table there ... if he gets another road plungering on national TV, that's probably enough to commit to the website. Then after the Oregon State game, probably enough to commit to the banner.
 
Tequila - fyi there are contingencies built into this 3-point plan. Things will be decided on an ad-hoc basis and implemented accordingly
 
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I would definitely kick in, especially if Sarkisian gets his face kicked in on the road again.
 
I think rolling out the website now would be just fine. His record speaks for itself. Roll it out quietly if need be. But then again, maybe I need to step away from the keyboard for a few days and gain some perspective.
 
Who was the poster who came up with the 240 D-1 coaches and the lowly 2.89% success rate of winning a conference championship if they needed more than 5 seasons to do it? That was pure gold in terms of research.
 
Firesark.com had been purchased the last time I looked, probably owned by the AD or Dawgman.

It should be easy enough to come up with some alternatives, a few I just thought of...

FireCoachSark
UWFireSark
SarkSucksFireHim
SevenWinsIsntEnough
USCPleaseHireSark
WeWantUWFootballBack
UWForTheLoveOfGodGetAGoodCoach
SevenIsntTheLuckyNumberYouThinkItIs
 
If Sark wins the next 4, plus the bowl game, then gets Smith, Tucker, Mixon, Quick, Schult, Baker and Brown to commit and Griffen to flip from the Cougs, you're going to look awfully silly.
 
If Sark wins the next 4, plus the bowl game, then gets Smith, Tucker, Mixon, Quick, Schult, Baker and Brown to commit and Griffen to flip from the Cougs, you're going to look awfully silly.

What will that asshole race bannon on have to say then?
 
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Firesark.com had been purchased the last time I looked, probably owned by the AD or Dawgman.

It should be easy enough to come up with some alternatives, a few I just thought of...

FireCoachSark
UWFireSark
SarkSucksFireHim
SevenWinsIsntEnough
USCPleaseHireSark
WeWantUWFootballBack
UWForTheLoveOfGodGetAGoodCoach
SevenIsntTheLuckyNumberYouThinkItIs

Sarksucksfirehim has hey nice ring to it.
 
Want to know something funny ...

Updated Date: 19-oct-2013
Creation Date: 19-oct-2013
Expiration Date: 19-oct-2014

That was the day of the plunger rape ...
 
If Sark wins the next 4, plus the bowl game, then gets Smith, Tucker, Mixon, Quick, Schult, Baker and Brown to commit and Griffen to flip from the Cougs, you're going to look awfully silly.

What will that asshole race bannon on have to say then?

I won't let him back on the bandwagon!
 
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