Fire. Peterman. Now.

Doogs love Jake because he got UW to a shit tier bowel game for the first time since forever. Big fucking deal. Fags.
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Doogs love Jake because he was a white kid from a small town who had a great debut against Syracuse.
 
It does kind of suck for Jack though, considering the best coach he played for was Sark.
 
Jake was sick as a freshman. Glad he got paid, I dooged for his success for too long.
 
I love Jake but to keep calling him a legend is ridiculous. 14-26 career record for crissakes!!
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Nothing Jake did was significant besides fool NFL GMs into proclaiming him a top ten pick. Outside of that he was average in every category.
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Bouncing deep balls off of a cheerleaders ass proved well for him.
 
Jake Locker's best advise: "If coach ever says to you turning down $50 million in guaranteed money is a mistake... Run!"

 
Jack is OKG. I have no problem with that. Did he speak of the upside of being a safety? Fucker would of taken some heads off. Most likely his own...but still. In seriousness that guy was an athletic freak without a perfect position for his talents.
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There was definitely a perfect position for his talents...CenterFielder.
 
Doogs love Jake because he got UW to a shit tier bowel game for the first time since forever. Big fucking deal. Fags.
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Doogs love Jake because he was a white kid from a small town who had a great debut against Syracuse and who tongued his Mom pretty good.
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Doogs love Jake because he got UW to a shit tier bowel game for the first time since forever. Big fucking deal. Fags.
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Doogs love Jake because he was a FREE PUB machine.
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Nothing is more important to a doog than some free fucking pub. Jack's fringe headman candidacy and first round projections for multiple years produced more doog spooge than twin Guadalajaran ladybois.
 
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