Fire Marshall Pick 'Em '18 Thread

So I will probably be doing standings from a pub(l)ic library and maybe work. I'll risk it. No Wigwam to tempt me at least. Laptop battery is pretty much dead. New one ought to get to Casa de Bill by Wed. So the point is there might be delays but I will try to have them done by Monday or Tuesday.
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This week was more difficult than it first appeared.

I went 6-0. Sounds like you just fucked up.

Good for you. How did you do in last year's contest?

....That's what I thought. Be in the running for the natty in the final week of play or GTFO. The season is long. LIPO.
 
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Weak 2 Gaymes

UCLA @ (6) Oklahoma
(3) Georgia @ (24) South Carolina
North Dakota @ (9) Washington
(15) Penn State @ Pitt
(17) USC @ (10) Stanford
(15) Michigan State @ ASU

why the fuck are you not doing different threads for each week?

(6) Oklahoma
(3) Georgia
(9) Washington
(15) Penn State
(10) Stanford
ASU

Short answer: To me, it's easier to do it this way.
 
Addendum rules: If you miss 3 weeks, you're out. No warning, just gone...it's just more work for me. The deadline is the same each week. The late season picks which end up with someone going like 29-70 are funny, but not that funny.

Week 3 Gaymes:

I hope they're harder. Some of you were right...almost everyone is fucking 5-1 or 6-0. Sad! SEC week (aka there is more than one gayme).

(18) UCF @ North Carolina
(12) LSU @ (7) Auburn
(17) Boise St @ (24) Oklahoma St
(1) Alabama @ Ole Miss
(4) Ohio St. vs. TCU (AT&T Stadium)
New Mexico @ New Mexico State
(10) Washington @ Utah
Fresno State @ UCLA

For those of you who aren't Tequila and don't know geography, TCU is pretty close to Cowgirl Stadium. 30 miles or so? I don't know. I have no idea how many seats were given to Fuckeye fans or details like that. You must look up those things. Can't hold your hand the rest of your life Buttfuckers.
 
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These are terrible game options, none of these should be that close (ready to eat my words in 4 days).

UCLA @ (6) Oklahoma[/b]
(3) Georgia[/b] @ (24) South Carolina
North Dakota @ (9) Washington[/b]
(15) Penn State[/b] @ Pitt
(17) USC @ (10) Stanford[/b]
(15) Michigan State[/b] @ ASU

Probably the best options that involve the combination of Power 5 teams and top 25 teams

Also, my heart is less into this than last year, TBH, and doing the nine and ten game weeks sucks

We?, or at least I do, appreciate the effort.

There are programs and sites out there that do all the work for you...but...I feel those are too constraining (99%) are. They have the little trash talk pages and mods, maybe ass't mods, but those aren't in the spirit of this shit hole IMO. J started it, and now I guess it's sort of in my hands at least for now. Sandusky jokes, Motley Crue pics, Tinder bimbos...not gonna get that on the Yahoo or ESPN ones
 
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So Week 2 only standings are tabulated. We're down from 57 to about low 40s. I don't feel like counting right now. I'll probably post tonight. I have annoying real life shit to deal with this week (like everyone), but I'll try to post the overalls tomorrow night.

Most were 5-1 or 6-0. We'll see what happens with the big Lobo/Aggie game this week. Maybe it will make it hard(er).
 
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Week 3

(18) UCF @ North Carolina
(12) LSU @ (7) Auburn
(17) Boise St @ (24) Oklahoma St
(1) Alabama @ Ole Miss
(4) Ohio St. vs. TCU (AT&T Stadium)
New Mexico @ New Mexico State
(10) Washington @ Utah
Fresno State @ UCLA
 
Addendum rules: If you miss 3 weeks, you're out. No warning, just gone...it's just more work for me. The deadline is the same each week. The late season picks which end up with someone going like 29-70 are funny, but not that funny.

Week 3 Gaymes:

I hope they're harder. Some of you were right...almost everyone is fucking 5-1 or 6-0. Sad! SEC week (aka there is more than one gayme).

(18) UCF[/b] @ North Carolina
(12) LSU @ (7) Auburn[/b]
(17) Boise St @ (24) Oklahoma St[/b]
(1) Alabama[/b] @ Ole Miss
(4) Ohio St[/b]. vs. TCU (AT&T Stadium)
New Mexico @ New Mexico State[/b]
(10) Washington[/b] @ Utah
Fresno State[/b] @ UCLA

For those of you who aren't Tequila and don't know geography, TCU is pretty close to Cowgirl Stadium. 30 miles or so? I don't know. I have no idea how many seats were given to Fuckeye fans or details like that. You must look up those things. Can't hold your hand the rest of your life Buttfuckers.

 
(18) UCF[/b] @ North Carolina
(12) LSU @ (7) Auburn[/b]
(17) Boise St @ (24) Oklahoma St[/b]
(1) Alabama[/b] @ Ole Miss
(4) Ohio St.[/b] vs. TCU (AT&T Stadium)
New Mexico[/b] @ New Mexico State
(10) Washington[/b] @ Utah
Fresno State @ UCLA[/b]

 


(18)UCF[/b] @ North Carolina
(12) LSU @ (7) Auburn[/b]
(17) Boise St[/b] @ (24) Oklahoma St
(1) Alabama[/b] @ Ole Miss
(4) Ohio St[/b]. vs. TCU (AT&T Stadium)
New Mexico @ New Mexico State[/b]
(10) Washington[/b] @ Utah
Fresno State[/b] @ UCLA
 
(18) UCF[/b] @ North Carolina
(12) LSU[/b] @ (7) Auburn
(17) Boise St[/b] @ (24) Oklahoma St
(1) Alabama[/b] @ Ole Miss
(4) Ohio St[/b]. vs. TCU (AT&T Stadium)
New Mexico[/b] @ New Mexico State......Who?
(10) Washington @ Utah[/b]
Fresno State[/b] @ UCLA
 
(18) UCF @ North Carolina[/b]
(12) LSU @ (7) Auburn[/b]
(17) Boise St @ (24) Oklahoma St[/b]
(1) Alabama[/b] @ Ole Miss
(4) Ohio St[/b]. vs. TCU (AT&T Stadium)
New Mexico[/b] @ New Mexico State......Who?
(10) Washington @ Utah[/b]
Fresno State @ UCLA[/b]
 
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