Pumpy needs to cut the cord from Dawgman, you can do it pumpy. I know it is hard but it is possible and I believe in you.
xoxoxo
Let us harken back to '03, a dirty rainy day in Renton. PLSS was dumb enough to go into that wine tasting club, right at that big bend in Lake Washington before Bellevue in Renton. As there's nothing else to do in Renton, my bro and I chose that over bowling.
This morbidly obese bearded man sat down to talk. Wasnt the typical "you want a VIP dance" ploy for cash? He was like "you wanna fuck puppy"?, in so many words with his eyes. Being I had already dumped in the old haybag before I left the house, I was already happy and content, and as you can imagine, super tired from the long drive.
Insert blow and whiskey! Pumpy was soon putting on a poundins to a huge hairy rear with the energy of Harry Reams. Shoulda seen me Tom. Not bad for a special valentines day. Thats when I got hooked on Fetters I think. Generally there's some downtime after a long night of making love, Not so fast!
Now you Thomas? Remember, Its not a competition, just a fun conversation on a football forum out of season. Do tell buddy, how'd it unravel?