Favorite Jerky Boys Character

Favorite Jerky Boys Character


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He said we could walk all up and down the beach and step on piss clams! And that they wouldn't tie me up to the pier at high tide and poke me with sharp things!

I don't want WILD bird feed!

Gauze?! Ooo wonderful, I 'll wrap it up and see you with my nub!

I went to the Empire State buildin' and 'cause of these glasses I can't see so good god dammit!

I could quote for days, some of the funniest shit I've ever across.

 
He said we could walk all up and down the beach and step on piss clams! And that they wouldn't tie me up to the pier at high tide and poke me with sharp things!

I don't want WILD bird feed!

Gauze?! Ooo wonderful, I 'll wrap it up and see you with my nub!

I went to the Empire State buildin' and 'cause of these glasses I can't see so good god dammit!

I could quote for days, some of the funniest shit I've ever across.

My wife tried to resist the Jerky Boys genius for a while, but couldn't hold out for long. JB quotes are part of our cutesy couples talk.

"So that I have them."

"You're freaking me out already and you're freaking over the phone"

"Pounds baby, pounds!"

"Who, Brett Weir?"

"The crowd seems to love this."

"My pants unbuttoned!" Sadly I haven't heard that one from her in some time.
 
He said we could walk all up and down the beach and step on piss clams! And that they wouldn't tie me up to the pier at high tide and poke me with sharp things!

I don't want WILD bird feed!

Gauze?! Ooo wonderful, I 'll wrap it up and see you with my nub!

I went to the Empire State buildin' and 'cause of these glasses I can't see so good god dammit!

I could quote for days, some of the funniest shit I've ever across.

My wife tried to resist the Jerky Boys genius for a while, but couldn't hold out for long. JB quotes are part of our cutesy couples talk.

"So that I have them."

"You're freaking me out already and you're freaking over the phone"

"Pounds baby, pounds!"

"Who, Brett Weir?"

"The crowd seems to love this."

"My pants unbuttoned!" Sadly I haven't heard that one from her in some time.

Pieces? What the fuck? Pounds, Baby, Pounds!
 
He said we could walk all up and down the beach and step on piss clams! And that they wouldn't tie me up to the pier at high tide and poke me with sharp things!

I don't want WILD bird feed!

Gauze?! Ooo wonderful, I 'll wrap it up and see you with my nub!

I went to the Empire State buildin' and 'cause of these glasses I can't see so good god dammit!

I could quote for days, some of the funniest shit I've ever across.

My wife tried to resist the Jerky Boys genius for a while, but couldn't hold out for long. JB quotes are part of our cutesy couples talk.

"So that I have them."

"You're freaking me out already and you're freaking over the phone"

"Pounds baby, pounds!"

"Who, Brett Weir?"

"The crowd seems to love this."

"My pants unbuttoned!" Sadly I haven't heard that one from her in some time.

Pieces? What the fuck? Pounds, Baby, Pounds!

Left off one we use most probably: "TIME TIME, TELL ME WHAT TIME"
 
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