Favorite Hollywood QB

Favorite Hollywood QB

  • Jimmy Dix - The Last Boyscout

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Johnny Utah - Point Break

    Votes: 2 11.1%

  • John Moxon/Lance Harbor - Varsity Blues

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)

    Votes: 5 27.8%

  • Ronnie “Sunshine” Bass - Remember the Titans)

    Votes: 5 27.8%

  • Shane Falco - The Replacements

    Votes: 1 5.6%

  • Johnny Walker - Johnny Be Good

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Willie Beamen - Any Given Sunday

    Votes: 2 11.1%

  • Reno Hightower - Best of Times

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • You Fat Fuck, how dare you omit...

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Total voters
    18
CFetters_Nacho_Lover

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

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Who is your favorite Hollywood QB? Who do you want leading a fictional offense down the field, down by 5 with 2 minutes to go?

And yes, I probably left off a couple good choices but it's my pole so fuck off.
 
Jimmy Dix - The Last Boyscout

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He had the strongest arm in the league but got hooked on pain meds after his wife died delivering his baby.

Also suffers from having no gif options.
 
John Moxon/Lance Harbor - Varsity Blues

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Moxon was an emo bitch before being an emo bitch was cool. Harbor was on his way to FSU before his career ending knee injury.

You vote for one, you vote for both.
 
Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)

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Another FSU connection (see above). Wore a weird number for a QB. The odds were stacked against him but he's a fucking winner.
 
Ronnie “Sunshine” Bass - Remember the Titans

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New kid from California comes into the heart of the Confederacy and helps unite everyone.
 
Johnny Walker - Johnny Be Good

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His #1 WR was Robert Downey Jr so you know they were doing some great drugs and his coach was the no nonsense Paul Gleason. Never panned out in college though.
 
Willie Beamen - Any Given Sunday

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Another backup QB who became the starter (see John Moxon) but wasn't an emo bitch (see John Moxon). Ahead of his time calling his own plays.
 
Johnny Walker - Johnny Be Good

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His #1 WR was Robert Downey Jr so you know they were doing some great drugs and his coach was the no nonsense Paul Gleason. Never panned out in college though.
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Coach ended up as a janitor at a Midwest high school stuck with Saturday detention duty
 
Jesus tittay fucking Christ @coronabruin ....

Clearly you can't demonstrate REAL California leadership like Yella.

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"You Fat Fuck, How Dare You!" is the pour man's "Fuck Off Row Peter Puffer, you left off"
 
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