Favorite expressions and idioms based on history

[USMChawk]

“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet”

- General James Mattis

 

[PurpleThrobber]

“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet”

- General James[/s] Mad Dog Mattis

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Is it supposed to burn this much when I urinate?

-P. Throbber 1983

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

“Sounds serious.”
— @MikeDamone

 

[MikeDamone]

“Sounds serious.”
— @MikeDamone

Yikes

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I remember my ______ phase

- M Damone

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

"All you need to be married is champagne, a box of cigars, and a double bed." — Winston Churchill

 

[PurpleThrobber]

I remember my champagne, box of cigars and double bed phase

- W. Churchill