Faux Dawgman Tweet of the Day

[DerekJohnson]

FauxDawgman ‏@FauxDawgman
You text a kid 35 times in one night and their mom gets all bent of shape. They're fucking idiots. This stays in chat, got it?

 

[nihilistdawg]

texted him a banana emoji...hope I dont get in trouble. *wink

 

[TommySQC]

Paging JennStergerDawg?

 

[Meek]

texted him a banana emoji...hope I dont get in trouble. *wink

did you also buy the kid (or his mommy) a coffee? that's where the trouble usually comes in.

 

[Meek]

Paging JennStergerDawg?

good point... did her tits stay relevant?

 

[nihilistdawg]

Paging JennStergerDawg?

good point... did her tits stay relevant?

There has to be a Sterger sex tape soon right? Desperate for attention.

 

[fauxdawgman]

texted him a banana emoji...hope I dont get in trouble. *wink

did you also buy the kid (or his mommy) a coffee? that's where the trouble usually comes in.

If you saw her, you would have bought her coffee too ;-)

 

[VenoysPinkyRing]

texted him a banana emoji...hope I dont get in trouble. *wink

did you also buy the kid (or his mommy) a coffee? that's where the trouble usually comes in.

If you saw her, you would have bought her coffee too ;-)

I'll put her ass to work...

 

[TommySQC]

texted him a banana emoji...hope I dont get in trouble. *wink

did you also buy the kid (or his mommy) a coffee? that's where the trouble usually comes in.

If you saw her, you would have bought her coffee too ;-)

I'll put her ass to work...

at the Grab-N-Go?

 

[DerekJohnson]

texted him a banana emoji...hope I dont get in trouble. *wink

did you also buy the kid (or his mommy) a coffee? that's where the trouble usually comes in.

If you saw her, you would have bought her coffee too ;-)

I'll put her ass to work...

at the Grab-N-Go?

If you go to the Grab-N-Go, you're gone

 

[CheersWestDawg]

If we're going to bash Grab-N-Go....I AM FUCKING OUT!!11!1!!!!1111!!

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Kum-N-Go >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Grab-N-Go

Case closed.

 

[TommySQC]

Kum-N-Go >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Grab-N-Go

Case closed.

Pics?

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

 

[RaceBannon]

That pic has to be from the 80's

 

[section8]

They still have those places in Missouri. Her in Seattle they would have been driven out of business by now.

 

[HillsboroDuck]

They still have those places in Missouri. Her in Seattle they would have been driven out of business by now.

So many embedded edits, so little time.

 

[Southerndawg]

Those gas prices are so pre-Obama.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Those gas prices are so pre-Obama.

and pre-Bush

 

[PurpleJ]

GRUNDLE STOp