Fathers Day PSA

How would Fetters have to hold a baby? I don't think one of those faggy 75k packs would fit him and I don't think his arms can reach past his stomach to hold the baby. I guess first things first, and that's finding a woman to have sex with you.
 

I get that you're a massive cunt that is unable to deal with modernity and change. You really funnier the first 23 times.
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Point. Proven. You don't get it. Even a little.

Lighten up Francis.
 
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@doogsinparadise‌ spotted:

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Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.
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There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
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Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago
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No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
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Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosseRugby in the spring.
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I get that you're a massive cunt that is unable to deal with modernity and change. You really were funnier the first 23 times.
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So you're one of the pussy whipped types I've seen walking with one of those things up there with their wives/baby mamas next to them.

 
I get that you're a massive cunt that is unable to deal with modernity and change. You really were funnier the first 23 times.
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So you're one of the pussy whipped types I've seen walking with one of those things up there with their wives/baby mamas next to them.
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The baby bjorns are idiotic, Damone just took it personally when I downvoted him.
 
How would Fetters have to hold a baby? I don't think one of those faggy 75k packs would fit him and I don't think his arms can reach past his stomach to hold the baby. I guess first things first, and that's finding a woman to have sex with you.
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No one would let Fetters hold their baby for the simple risk of him getting hungry (which is pretty much always.)
 
How would Fetters have to hold a baby? I don't think one of those faggy 75k packs would fit him and I don't think his arms can reach past his stomach to hold the baby. I guess first things first, and that's finding a woman to have sex with you.
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No one would let Fetters hold their baby for the simple risk of him getting hungry (which is pretty much always.)
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huh?

 
Damone is right, but I'm ashamed to admit I used one of these once while at my cousins. I had forgotten the stroller and these fucks decided they wanted to take a Christmas hike. They had an old baby bjorne in the basement that I used in lieu of having no stroller. It felt wrong, but oh well.

Please don't cut off my nuts. It was a one time thing and it won't happen again.
 
Damone is right, but I'm ashamed to admit I used one of these once while at my cousins. I had forgotten the stroller and these fucks decided they wanted to take a Christmas hike. They had an old baby bjorne in the basement that I used in lieu of having no stroller. It felt wrong, but oh well.

Please don't cut off my nuts. It was a one time thing and it won't happen again.
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Too late

 
This guy thinks baby Bjorn's are for bad asses, and believes in infant safety.

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If you fuckers can't see the need to protect your baby then fuck you.
I'll personally kick ALL of your asses.

 
Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.
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There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
Click to expand...

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Click to expand...

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
Click to expand...

Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.
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Soccer and lacrosse. Both gay.
 
If you fuckers can't see the need to protect your baby then fuck you.
I'll personally kick ALL of your asses.
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YBE.

You should rock this:

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Makes you look TUFF!
 
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